Uncanny Cranny

Tarot and Astrology Sideblog for lemoncakelynx11

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Masterlist

Hello everyone! This my official masterlist for commissions! 

Tarot

. I offer prerecorded videos: $30 per 30 minutes. Just send me a pm with your question(s) and any relevant information and I’ll send you a private link to your Youtube video when ready! I also offer $15 written readings for smaller questions I currently accept Paypal and Kofi.

Astrology

. Written birth charts focusing on your big 3 are $15, $30 for full charts, $60 for synastry.

. I do not accept any NSFW tarot questions nor do I focus on those areas in astrology. Also, at this time I do not include degrees in my birth charts.

Readings

. How To Heal: https://www.tumblr.com/uncannycranny/699563186775621632/where-is-my-soulmate-pac?source=share

. Halloween Messages: https://www.tumblr.com/uncannycranny/699662656641073152/halloween-messages-pac?source=share

. Where is my soulmate: https://www.tumblr.com/uncannycranny/699563186775621632/where-is-my-soulmate-pac?source=share

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Self Employment Services

As part of my ongoing self employment journey, does anyone need/want any of the following services right now/soon? If so, please message me and we can chat about prices. Thanks!

. Research of any kind

. Tarot Readings

. Astrology Readings

. Animal Art (Digital)

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Holiday Commissions

It's holiday season time: please consider getting an astrology chart or tarot reading from me! Pricing varies depending on what you want. :)

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How to Heal PAC

Hey everyone! Sorry for the long wait between PACs, life has been hectic! Update to follow later. Anyway, here is a PAC with insight into how to heal your current inner wounds, plus healing, positive messages if you're having a hard time lately! I used the Korean Oracle Tarot: Secrets of the Kingdom Deck; Messages are from the Card Images. Trigger warnings for emotional hurt, family trauma, and anger.

Pile 1 (Kitten in Blanket): You are currently not connected with your inner child because of troubled mental thoughts. Spending time with a pet outdoors near water if possible will lead to more calm. Seeking support from a trusted friend or mentor will also be beneficial. Please remember you are doing the best you can, and that I am here for you and sending you love. Cards: The Prince Playing Tag, Torments of Awakened Love, Injeongjeon, The Prince and the Beggar.

Pile 2 (Cat on Chair): Right now you are feeling much anger, most likely about things outside of your direct control like the state of the world/society, and that anger is causing you to be stuck in life. Concentrating on the small, everyday things that bring you joy is the key to starting a new journey on your path. Some examples are sunlight hitting a vase, cool looking rocks, and other sensory things. Cards: Court Lady Graced by the King, The Chief Court Lady, HyangWonJeong, Palace Attendants on Night Watch.

Pile 3 (Cat Nose Boop): You are feeling helpless when it comes to assisting a loved one in intense pain, due to family being mean/cruel to them. It is easy to feel hopeless in such situations, but to feel at peace, you must remember to be the calm in the storm. Stay steady and let the emotions roll over you. You and your loved one will lead each other to a safe place, and all will be well soon. Cards: The Royal Seal, Treason, Tuho, Sundial.

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New PAC is out on my sideblog!! I hope this brings you peace. Also, commissions are open, please check my rules and thank you so much for reading!

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How to Heal PAC

Hey everyone! Sorry for the long wait between PACs, life has been hectic! Update to follow later. Anyway, here is a PAC with insight into how to heal your current inner wounds, plus healing, positive messages if you're having a hard time lately! I used the Korean Oracle Tarot: Secrets of the Kingdom Deck; Messages are from the Card Images. Trigger warnings for emotional hurt, family trauma, and anger.

Pile 1 (Kitten in Blanket): You are currently not connected with your inner child because of troubled mental thoughts. Spending time with a pet outdoors near water if possible will lead to more calm. Seeking support from a trusted friend or mentor will also be beneficial. Please remember you are doing the best you can, and that I am here for you and sending you love. Cards: The Prince Playing Tag, Torments of Awakened Love, Injeongjeon, The Prince and the Beggar.

Pile 2 (Cat on Chair): Right now you are feeling much anger, most likely about things outside of your direct control like the state of the world/society, and that anger is causing you to be stuck in life. Concentrating on the small, everyday things that bring you joy is the key to starting a new journey on your path. Some examples are sunlight hitting a vase, cool looking rocks, and other sensory things. Cards: Court Lady Graced by the King, The Chief Court Lady, HyangWonJeong, Palace Attendants on Night Watch.

Pile 3 (Cat Nose Boop): You are feeling helpless when it comes to assisting a loved one in intense pain, due to family being mean/cruel to them. It is easy to feel hopeless in such situations, but to feel at peace, you must remember to be the calm in the storm. Stay steady and let the emotions roll over you. You and your loved one will lead each other to a safe place, and all will be well soon. Cards: The Royal Seal, Treason, Tuho, Sundial.

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Remembrance Genealogy

A blog devoted to researching cold cases.

I started a cold case/crime research blog! Please subscribe and share with friends!!

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what’s your moon sign + house and what are your coping mechanisms?

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Virgo moon (Leo°) in the 8H

Buying/spending, comfort foods & drinks, journaling, talking ab it, distractions, crying, self-reflection (this usually happens further down the line)

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Pisces Moon in 1st House and my coping mechanisms are eating chicken and potatoes if I'm being healthy, or eating sweets and having anxiety/panic attacks if I'm not doing well. Also my freeze stress response is real lol.

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Halloween Messages PAC

Happy Halloween!!!!! Here is a Halloween Messages PAC!!

Pick a Spooky Kitty For Your Pile!!

Disclaimer: I read intuitively based on imagery vs traditional card meanings. I used the Edgar Allan Poe Deck.

Pile 1: (Orange Kitty). Prepare for dreams of the dead today and tonight! Loved ones who have passed on will be disturbing your sleep, but they just want to say hi! Unexplainable cawing crows, raging winds, and slamming doors are to be expected on this day. General advice: embrace the spook and spend some time visiting graveyard ancestors. Cards: Ace of Swords, 5 of Cups, 9 of Swords, 10 of Cups.

Pile 2: (Brown Kitty). Your ancestors are ready to party tonight! Grab your best costume, dress, suit, etc and hit the town! You loved ones are expecting a spectacle and need you to deliver for them! They may spur you into wicked pranks and will most definitely be setting you up tonight! General Advice: Listen to your ancestors and guides and get footloose and fancy free! Cards: The Star, 6 of Wands, 5 of Pentacles, The Sun.

Pile 3: (Black Kitty) . This is an important night for you! You are called upon to do some major mediumship/psychpomp work and help confused souls move into the next realm. With the veil so thin, some are getting lost in the shuffle and are unsure where to go. Dust off those spell books and rituals and prepare for a long but impactful night! Your ancestors, guides, etc will be very proud of you and grateful for the help. Cards: The Devil, 4 of Wands, Page of Swords, The Hanged Man

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Where Is My Soulmate PAC

Hey everyone! I felt called to post my first PAC on this account during the Halloween weekend! I used the Edgar Allan Poe tarot and read based on imagery vs traditional card meanings. This particular collective reading is focused on where your soulmate is in life. I hope you enjoy!

Pile 1 (White stone with black squiggles): This person is currently obsessed with another. Their thoughts are consumed with thoughts of marrying this person but it will not be a happy match. Your soulmate may have be divorced when you meet them, or have almost gotten married to someone in the past. Don’t worry though, by the time you meet your soulmate, this ill fated connection will be in the past for them, but it will have had an impact on them. Cards: 5 of wands, 2 of cups, Death, Justice

Pile 2: (Yellow Opal Stone): Your soulmate is currently on a quest to financial success. They might be trying to start a business, move into a new career field, or rise in the ranks. They will be assisted by a powerful female mentor who will point them in the right direction, and your soulmate will succeed in their endeavors. You will meet them after they have achieved their current goals, as they are the sort of person who feels the need to be financially secure before focusing on any sort of deep personal connection. Cards: King of Wands, The High Priestess, The World, Knight of Cups.

Pile 3 (Ocean Blue Stone): Your soulmate is currently strategizing and trying to make a very logical plan in a tight position in life. This decision effects two women or young girls, so your soulmate might have children or other women in their life that are very close to them that they feel are reliant on them. This situation is currently very stressful for your soulmate and they may be seeking therapy to deal with their burdens. Your soulmate is very caring and dependable, but puts a lot of responsibility on their own shoulders. Cards: Seven of Swords, The Star, Queen of Cups, Four of Cups.