Uncle Clit

I hate it here already and I've only just come back

[mikkeneko]

[mikkeneko]

GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS

TIME FOR THIS POST TO TORMENT ME AGAIN

When I made this post I foolishly failed to include timestamps on it, BUT this year I will not be so remiss:

BELOW IS A CHART SHOWING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO THAW A FULLY FROZEN TURKEY, BY POUND

So IF you have a FULL 24lb TURKEY and plan to refrigerator thaw it, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Friday, November 18th.

IF you have a SMALL turkey, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Monday, November 21st.

𝐼𝐹 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸 𝒲𝒜𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒟 𝒰𝒩𝒯𝐼𝐿 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝒜𝒴 𝐵𝐸𝐹𝒪𝑅𝐸 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒩𝒦𝒮𝒢𝐼𝒱𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝒪 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝑅𝒯 𝒯𝐻𝒜𝒲𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰𝑅 𝒯𝒲𝐸𝒩𝒯𝒴-𝒫𝒪𝒰𝒩𝒟 𝒯𝒰𝑅𝒦𝐸𝒴

[vc-allthetime]

and jeffree knew just what to name him introducing manny star manny star followed jeffree star in true shadow form never leaving his side not even for a minute but manny star began to morph into jeffree star and people began…

[the-beautiful-world-of-barbie]

Talking Barbie prototype with a clear torso, used during the initial development stages in order to highlight how her internal talking mechanism looked/worked.

[dollblob]

I love Cyborg Barbie.

[morphene-gimlet]

She’s Been Assimilated

[iamoutofideas]

arca

[uncle-clit]

Y'all acting like the great Twitter migration to Tumblr is a new thing when everyone from Tumblr ran to Twitter when NSFW shit got banned like shut the fuck up you fucking dickheaded pricks most of y'all came from Twitter before Tumblr banned NSFW so fuck off

[fruitsoftheape100]

The World Was On Fire And Nothing Could Save Me But You

[tsunderemployee]

how the fuck did this site outlast twitter

[tsunderemployee]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

walks out of a US public school with my child furious because they didn't actually have a LGBT brainwashing class

[idontwikeit]

[sweatytrash]

six favorite levi moments

[slugzone]

okay but can we talk about the fourth picture?  look at him. this is the face of a man who has lost his entire squad. who is realizing he will have to go on without them, and you can see him coming to terms with it right in this moment. he’s seen so much death, and he’s STILL able to be just as badass as ever, as broken as he may be on the inside.  this, this right here is why levi is my favorite character.

[erniebraun]

^this

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

looks like a gta online lobby

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

napoleon dynamite 2017

[robotlyra]

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

[baconnnnnnn]

idk looks fine to me

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

[uncle-clit]

Tumblr was always like my little diary or journal spot. I had 1000+ followers on my main account and barely any interaction but I still posted and spoke about my life and vented about everything with no shame or worries

[marie-champion-deactivated20201]

We waited two years, and god damn was it worth it. Thank you Vinny.

[megatome]

I’M THE MARIO eat your arms and then again GO ON GOGON GOGA DO THE MARIO I am god and then you know COME ON IT’S TIME TO GO EAT THE DARIO doodle-oo doot doo d-d *vinny vomiting in his mouth* J-JUST LIKE THAT

[ameperyton]

🅳🅸🅲

[uncle-clit]

I forgot how reliant Tumblr is on using tags and how broken the search function is so it barely matters what you post in the tags unless rats

[asamitakas]

creature cut 🔨 pochita, ep. 01

[notvoid]

[everythingfox]

cat