Top 46 Unserious Ppl

I have over 4000 posts yet I bet I've only posted 300 original ones Originality is dead and I am it's killer He/Him I might finish my intro post someday, idk

[undead-crackhead]

HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MAR- *gets shot down*

Finally got the motivation to start with an intro post!!!

The name's [REDIACTED] but I tend to go by Undead, Undead-Crackhead, Shitpost Wizzard or maybe just Crackhead.

I'm a cis guy and go by He/Him

There's pedophiles everywhere u go. So I won't be saying my age, just know I'm a sophomore and am a minor.

Won't be mentioning my current state of residence, but I am a Born And Raised Missourian!

I'm also a Muslim, and while I've got nothing against 9/11 jokes, hell even I make some every once in a while, if u got a problem with Muslims, dni.

I will not confirm or deny whether or not I'm nurodivergent or have any personality disorder, since I've never been diagnosed.

I'm at least top 50 most unserious ppl of all time, so sorry if I come off as offensive or insane.

The dividers I use are from THE GOAT @ak-tb so feel free to give em a follow! :D

Black Hole bfdi is my blorbo of all time, look at the guy how can you tell me ppl hate this guy??🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Sera Phim from Freak Show is also my blorbo now!!! ,..,.,wait i'm starting to see a reoccurring theme when it comes to my blorbos(・・;)

I'm AroAce [Cupioromantic maybe, and Apothiosexual] So don't be weird

Also I run the weezer anon blog and fancy anon blog @weezerblue-anon @thebestanonofalltime

Le tags:

Idiotic posting shenanigans: Essentially my typical posts

The Coffin's reblogs: Reblogs, if I rember to use them💔

The ask tag: Answering asks!

Ma moots <3 : Posts involving my mutuals (luv y'all/plat)

Undead's Stupid Little Analysis: Analysis posting

Rare vent post: Vents. On the very rare occasion I bother to vent on here.

Fandom list coming whenever I get motivation.

As for finishing it....... Yea good luck y'all are waiting 50 years for that

Blinkers n stuff below:

[blackcatinabuckethat]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letter in BAE stand for?

Bad Apple Eating: everyone here SUCKS at eating apples.

@iilovethecolourgreen @amateur-procrastinator @sunflower-prince @viddles-is-a-nerd

[amateur-procrastinator]

Uhhhh, Bighearted autistic Enjoyment :³³ (????

This is correct cuz i have no idea what the original Word means lol /silly /lh

GOOO cool tags :D

@oobilyg0obily @nonbinarydiseaseexpert @spr0cketz @sketchettemuffin @interclover @dexxius @carsoniskool

[dexxius]

Blatantly awful existence >:3

@stagefrightbaxter @rattboxwarriorr @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @countingonaverymerrychristmas

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

BFDI autistic enjoyers (rb if you are a bfdi autistic enjoyer)

@antigones-veil @aceofpans @drudg30n @nico-flo @tplural @symonsstarss @loveandhugs13

[nico-flo]

big angry elephants

was the first thing that came to mind

@randomfriendlyloser @weeping-begonia @nonbinarydiseaseexpert @undead-crackhead +open tags

[undead-crackhead]

Bald Aggravated Emperor :]

Open tags

[undead-crackhead]

[charlottan]

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

🚗 🚙 🚘 🚙 🏎️ 🚗 🚗

[squingy-deactivated20251022]

💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

[charlottan]

MY TOUYS

[definitely-not-one-person-yay-d]

kinger

queenie

[dozers-profesional-fan-aka-goofy]

Caine

[definitely-not-one-person-yay-d]

Bubble

[undead-crackhead]

Ragatha

[gummymew]

[undead-crackhead]

Idk if anyone else does this, but when it comes to my OCs lore, I genuinely have a 4-Season long story implemented inside my head with character dynamics, personalities, arcs, whole ass world building attached to it, and I'm still adding more

[undead-crackhead]

Doey cos cosplay

Doey reincarnated into a dragon :000

[undead-crackhead]

I did NOT know CNA Simulator on Roblox takes ur friend’s avatars😭✌️

“Ariana”😞😞😞😞

So that's where my skin has been for the past 5 months😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

What even happened for me to get into a hospital bed anyway😢😢

[y3ki02]

I don know but I think you broke ur legs 😞

[undead-crackhead]

First my skin and now my legs🫩🫩🫩

Give it 2 months and it'll prob be my skeleton next😔

[undead-crackhead]

I did NOT know CNA Simulator on Roblox takes ur friend’s avatars😭✌️

“Ariana”😞😞😞😞

So that's where my skin has been for the past 5 months😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

What even happened for me to get into a hospital bed anyway😢😢

[the-questioning-quill]

fihh 🔥🔥🐟🐟

[undead-crackhead]

46 targets left.

I shall prevail.

[simoncoolcat]

The Great BFDI Favorite Location Tournament

Round 1 (Match 17)

Which is Your Favorite Location

Skateboard Planet

Goiky Highway

Voting ended onApr 17

[nico-flo]

the mc in this movie cut her hair n stuff to play sports (football??? idk) and is pretending to be a guy the whole time but in a way that feels so trans man trying to be stealth in school..... and also there was a bit where she came across this pretty girl and this teacher or stm was like wow what sexual tension (weirdo..) but anyways yeah lesbians >:)))

everything abt the mc is so queer coded even tho ik it's very cishet

[undead-crackhead]

Unrelated but I've often read cishet as sish-et is that a problem?🤔

[xanydoesart]

I have the coolest rat gif of all time but Tumblr won't let me show it😢

Send it now

It won't let you send cuz I was asleep trust

[undead-crackhead]

It's too big😢😢😢😢😢😢

Over 10MB😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[ak-tb]

COCOA CERAMIC🥹

fuzzy fuzzy cute cute fuzzy fuzzy cute cute

bunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybuny

[undead-crackhead]

I'm gonna eat the ceramic🤤

[undead-crackhead]

Waiter! Waiter! More romance slop on Webtoon please!