voltrom in 2026 babey!

previously rascal-shark. MDNI!! he/him. voltron / shera / atla / tgp / b99 / memes / blahaj / i love yoo / unordinary / pwhl / pfp by ikimaru / when I was 16 this was the username of my favorite Instagram klancer. they've been inactive so long I've taken the name and added some numbers! xoxo

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[novum-solem]

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

[teaboot]

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[depsidase]

[brightlotusmoon]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[daughter-of-sapph0]

dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

[counting-horses]

This post contains 6 horses!

🏇 @daughter-of-sapph0

dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

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Posts are selected by humans, processed automatically and queued to post. Click the link for more information about each horse. You can send a link or text to be counted to my ask box.

[machinot]

Awesome that the only normal words are the ones that aren’t horse names

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[buggyhuman]

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

[woodsfae]

If you were taught to read with the three cueing method, and now struggle to read fluently, you can still learn to read properly!

-> Phonics For Adults <-

If you're a teenager, you can still use this resource.

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[cantkeepmydickinmyklance]

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[magic-ace]

/fire

[cantkeepmydickinmyklance]

you did WHAT??? /WATER /WATER /WATER /WA oh fuck oh shit i ran out of water because i used it all in an earlier reblog. someone drench this dog pleagse

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish

In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[solarsyrup]

[TV psychic medium voice] I'm getting something... something penisy....... something like, cock, it could be cock...... it's deeply meaningful...... would fat, engorged cock mean anything to anyone here? balls? it could be balls?

[tearful person from the crowd] no, it couldn't be... but......... my dead cat had balls

[me, nodding plaintively] your cat had balls. and its speaking to us right now.

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[metanarrates]

putting my middle aged woman in the blender. i need to see her with blood trickling down the side of her mouth i need her haggardly gripping the sink while avoiding her own reflections eyes i need her bruising her own arms with how hard she's grabbing them i need her throwing up and knowing for certain that nobody is going to come and hold her hair back for her while she retches!!!!

[jtrocks9]

So i played Undertale.

The demo at least. Was fun, until I saw how the community was similar to homosuck. Immediately uninstalled.