More than there are stars in the sky.

Decode my thoughts, dig out my feelings, discover my fears, see my tears, find out what makes my heart race, and what makes my heart break. Watch me burst, like a million stars in the sky. This hurricane's chasing us all underground. I am, an underground...

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

[help-n-quotes]

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

Sylvia Plath (via help-n-quotes)

[churmandurr]

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

[churmandurr]

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

[sandandglass]

Mr. Robot s01e01

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[boobercomics]

ETSY / ART PAGE / INSTAGRAM

[ru-ru-ru-ru-rupauldragrace-blog]

Is that Rupaul

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

[evil203]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[memewhore]

[cat-memes-only]

[underground-hurricane]

"Ah, you're such a wuss, can't go a day without seeing your boyfriend, look at me, my husbands out of town for two weeks at a time, you don't see me whining." Yeah, you're also that same bitch that cheated on your husband so who am I to listen to anything you say

[abduction]

[dribbblepopular]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[vanilita]

There is nothing to defend

[lookingforshadows]

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

[omnomnominator]

[paulsrockinpagoda]

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

[millennial-review-deactivated20]