🌹💖ACAB💖🌹

queer/19/french, from arab origin she/they

[germsauce]

usually i dont get into the severity of my situation bc im scared to but im going to try to with this post:

my name is eddie and if u dont kno already, ive been dealing with homelessness and im trying to escape an abusive situation. i was fired abt a month ago from my job when i got sick for a couple of days. yes. i got fired for missing 2 days or work bc i was sick (mostly due to being out in the streets in cold weather)!!! and i feel like i need to be clear on this. ive been diagnosed with ptsd because of the abusive ppl ive been around my life. so every day i have to be near them is a living nightmare.

im trying to move out before its too late and right now its getting extremely hard to live. this winter is brutal and its just going to get worse. ive been living in and out of my car and motels lately and in a couple of days im having to hit the road again because the temporary housing ive been in is kicking me out. i cant begin to imagine having to live in my car during this weather…

paypal kofi venmo:

i also have my commissions open but since i am dealing with all of this, i cant guarantee i will finish things as quick as i normally do! but if you’re still interested, heres my commission prices!

[moseby]

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

[imgetting2old4diss]

This is the kind of joke my big sister would say

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

[explorerrowan]

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

He was the officiator

[explorerrowan]

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

[cipheramnesia]

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[lauraannegilman]

Everyone involved in the making of this pun should go to their rooms to think about what they’ve done.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[naamahdarling]

I'm "LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!" guy. A+++

[adrianricker]

I love drawing cute scenes.

[lochichichi]

I know I don’t usually reblog things here but please more people look at this amazing thing.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[underpaid-stripper]

i need a new obsession or i'll die

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

before

after

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

[internetwes]

@baristaboy try this out dude

[ilikeyoshi]

@lambylin

[amis-amai]

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

[bluecrysto-blog]

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

[aberrantemotion]

Yo this sick nasty

[gitout-guiteau-deactivated20230]

kept this in my drafts so i could find it, now that i did it im rb

[prospails]

[LORD DIONYSUS]

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[cicadianrhythm]

you’re gonna hollow out my what

[uiruu]

your ween

[yourfavewouldntfuckyou]

All Italians wouldn’t fuck you!

[lotusthrower]

mamma mia we hate your pussy

[consultingfujoshi]

ah yes, the rare and elusive ADHD mood of “I have five different things that I want to do that I’ve been thinking about doing all day but I can’t do them all at once so instead of just picking one I’m going to do none of them and just sit and sulk about how I’m not doing any of the things I want to be doing right now”

[postingjustwhatever]

What a happy family

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[bella-c1ao]

Tbh this is what memes will be like to people with dementia in like, 40-60 years

[mangacartaholygrail]

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

[spookycuties-deactivated2014062]

nice guy finally scores

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[squeakitties]

all righty political cartoons look like this 

[kuutamosonaatti]

Egon Schiele, Death and the Maiden, 1915 (detail) / Hannibal 1.09 Trou Normand