Underrated 30 Rock Quotes

Your hair is....fine.

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Jack:  We'll do this divorce the hard way. But I'm warning you, this isn't my first rodeo, Lemon.

Liz:  Well, I've been to a rodeo, too. It was a cat rodeo in a gay guy's apartment.

S5E11

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Lemon numbers among my employees

Jack Donaghy

S4E2

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As you know, my single "My Single Is Dropping" is dropping

Angie

S5E17

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Jack: This is GE!

Banks: It's just G now, Jack. I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.

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*holding up fists*

Jack Donaghy: I"ll let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talkin' for me!

Frank Donaghy: You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!

Eddie Donaghy: You call those fist names? SAY HELLO TO BONO AND SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR!

Jack Donaghy: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.

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Jack: Sexually, she wanted it four, five times a day--and always standing up

Liz: Psh, standing up, what? How does that even work?

Jack: You're kidding right?

Liz: um...yeah.

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Tracy: In the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo--

Liz: Kwanzaa

Tracy: And Shalaam Shazaam to you too my sista

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Lemon, the grown-up dating world is like your haircut: sometimes awkward triangles occur.

Jack Donaghy

S4E17

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Let's get out of here Maroney. The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

Tracy Jordan

S6E9

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Liz: Listen, Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder

Jenna: MY WHOLE LIFE IS THUNDER

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verrrrry wool

S5E23

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Liz: What made you think I was gay?

Jack: Your shoes

Liz: Well, I'm straight

Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious

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I got a company-wide email from the new CEO that was just a link to cats wearing bowties? Is everything okay?

Liz Lemon

S2E14

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Hugging. So...ethnic.

Jack Donaghy

S2E13

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Banks: Revenge is a dish best served cold like sashimi or pizza

Jack: You prefer cold pizza?

Banks: The morning after? It's the best.

Jack: Better than hot pizza--that's insane.

Banks: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PIZZA TO LIKE

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Liz: Look, you're a beautiful woman, but you can't play prom queens and murdered runaways forever.

Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks!

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Tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting...or as I like to call it singles fart suppression

Liz Lemon

S4E17