[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[stability]

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[heatnap]

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

[daytimeblogger]

no its his last day of kindergarten and its for his mom

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[awisa-moved]

babygirl you would not believe the amount of tabs i have open

[rebekahspublicdiary-deactivated]

[petsoundsbythebeachboys-deactiv]

classic feel good post

[catcrumb]

[thegunlady]

bird twitter is lighting up

[whitepeopletwitter]

[egberts]

[evilvillain123456789]

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

[drcuriousvii]

“Cock Penis”

[evilvillain123456789]

fucking stop.

[sharknadowizard]

[anxietyproblem]

[toofemmetofunction]

[valtsv]

i love the dynamic that is “straight-laced detective falls in love with the cocky little shit of a thief they’re trying to catch” because there’s always a moment where the detective character realizes they’re in love with this charming bastard they’re supposed to be taking in who’s been dragging them around on a wild goose chase for weeks and lets them go only to discover a short while later that one or more of their possessions has been stolen without them noticing because the thief wants to make sure they’ll keep pursuing and interacting with them so they can get it back when they meet again and it’s like. just flirt like normal people you absolute morons.

[valtsv]

the cops: you have to bring this guy in detective, they’re a wanted criminal!

the detective:

[underscoresomethingdotcom]

oh you mean:

[1617]

"you look tired" bro i want to stop existing