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It's a hand-in-hand relationship my friend 🏁 catholic ✨️woman✨️ 🏁 art blog @lagomerch

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INTRO POST

Hi im Lag but you can call me Lag. If i like something i will show up as Lagomerch but i use this blog for talking to people. Fyi if i ever post about dating, i am lying. I mean joking.

@lagomerch -art blog, technically the “main”

@undersideofaleaf -you are here

@earthsystemsfleet -webcomic

@stellarofficial -oc rp blog

Pfp by @washiing-machine

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Masterlists for my stories can be found under #laglists

Blinkies below

[cheetochild989]

UPDATE: I FEEL A WHOLE HECKOFALOTBETTER!!! :0

turns out my organs are ALSO autistic and hate any form of effective communication with each other, so both are absolutely convinced there's something to be nauseous and in "pain" (stomachs don't have pain receptors, so stretching sensations are interpreted as pain by the brain) about.

We got some meds to help them communicate more effectively, and it looks like I get to go home sometime in the next two days as long as I can keep up with eating/drinking well :]

[creekfiend]

healthcare provider: do you have to pee unusually often?

me: well, I don't know how many times a day the average person pees. the relevant data I have is that I am currently on a medication that helps me have to pee less often, and also that before I was on this medication, I had to pee a number of times per day that I personally found frustrating and inconvenient, although I often think that some degree of that is due to our society not being built to accommodate people who need to pee really often.

healthcare provider: most people pee between four and seven times a day.

me: oh yeah then I'm totally normal.

healthcare provider: I would not go that far

[sirisell]

Doodling my bbg Babs

[batfamspeedrun]

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[batfamspeedrun]

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I ate cereal in my room this morning. Little me wouldve loved that

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[undersideofaleaf]

Do you want my fever dream of years of continuities?

Okay so plot point 1: jared mulch gets baptized and mysteriously gains flight, super strength, super senses, and invulnerability. He takes the name Awesome Dude. I do not know why he chose that. Maybe he didn’t. Usually its the news’ fault.

2. Patricia lord is stressed and antsy and she sees this awesome dude on tv and she’s like “now thats life goals”. Jk she’s like “how odd. Let me ask him questions” so she goes with her clip board to the scene of a crime and he is like “oh hi” and he doesnt let her get killed and she helps him track down a giant monster and then something happens and they defeat a bad guy and THEN she’s like “now thats life goals”. And she becomes Lady Pink

3. Hayden Muet De Loup is like “howdy im from canadia” and he gets bit by a radioactive wolf or smthing unimportant like that. Which could mean nothing yknow. And his family moves to the city that this all takes place in, and Hayden man is Wolf Boy. Not my oc.

4. Emily Esperanza is on a field trip and they go “look at this awesome new rock we discovered. It is radioactive but it has no effect on humans.” And then robots try to steal stuff at this science showcase and OH NAUR they steal the rock! But on their way they passed some radiation to Emily, and now she has telekinesis. She is Masquerade.

4.5 character that is too dubiously cannon to bring up

5. They all get together and partyyyyy i mean they fight a BIG robot because the evil villain, Dr. Darkness, who is iconic btw, is like “Im stealinf a bunch of stuff” and he kidnaps some people and they have to fight big robot BASE, but also drones attacking the bridge, and people snatchers that are getting popular people, like Lynda Ke, the ceo of Ke industries, who is not relevant.

6. They decide to be a team yay.

7. Leopard comes from a famous thieving family and she is a good thief. She is trying to steal a thing, but during that, a small child named Stella Grey (pause for applause) gets caught up in it, and stops the robbery. I imagine its in self defense tho. And its like “ive got batman in my basement” if youve seen that ep of btas. Thats my main reference point. Anyway, Leopard is extremely angrey that this small child stopped her professional work, AND also this child landed her in prison (and the protron are like “that was cool”) and so leopard decides she will have revenge.

8. Stella says “i would like to be on your superhero team” for some reason. Probably because she doesnt like any of her living situations, and her first mission was a an absolute success, so shes probably riding high off that. OH YEAH the protron are like “we ahould probably give you some form of witness protection since this lady hates you and you are a small child”. So Lady Pink gets assigned to training Stella, since she is the only normal person and would know what to teach. And then from there, Stella has a good time and wants to extend her stay. And like, she knows too much. So she becomes Stellar. Because she doesnt want to be Gadget Girl. Thats cringe.

9. Stella and Hayden are friends.

10. Everybody has a good time. For now.

[undersideofaleaf]

Alternatively we go back further with the canon and replace 7 with

7. Lady pink is in super danger involving a fire, stella saves her, sees her identity in the process, now has blackmail material. So she can say “make me a hero” and they go “fine couldnt hurt”. The leopard stuff still happens, but later.

This version… this has flaws but it also has stengths,

[undersideofaleaf]

Do you want my fever dream of years of continuities?

Okay so plot point 1: jared mulch gets baptized and mysteriously gains flight, super strength, super senses, and invulnerability. He takes the name Awesome Dude. I do not know why he chose that. Maybe he didn’t. Usually its the news’ fault.

2. Patricia lord is stressed and antsy and she sees this awesome dude on tv and she’s like “now thats life goals”. Jk she’s like “how odd. Let me ask him questions” so she goes with her clip board to the scene of a crime and he is like “oh hi” and he doesnt let her get killed and she helps him track down a giant monster and then something happens and they defeat a bad guy and THEN she’s like “now thats life goals”. And she becomes Lady Pink

3. Hayden Muet De Loup is like “howdy im from canadia” and he gets bit by a radioactive wolf or smthing unimportant like that. Which could mean nothing yknow. And his family moves to the city that this all takes place in, and Hayden man is Wolf Boy. Not my oc.

4. Emily Esperanza is on a field trip and they go “look at this awesome new rock we discovered. It is radioactive but it has no effect on humans.” And then robots try to steal stuff at this science showcase and OH NAUR they steal the rock! But on their way they passed some radiation to Emily, and now she has telekinesis. She is Masquerade.

4.5 character that is too dubiously cannon to bring up

5. They all get together and partyyyyy i mean they fight a BIG robot because the evil villain, Dr. Darkness, who is iconic btw, is like “Im stealinf a bunch of stuff” and he kidnaps some people and they have to fight big robot BASE, but also drones attacking the bridge, and people snatchers that are getting popular people, like Lynda Ke, the ceo of Ke industries, who is not relevant.

6. They decide to be a team yay.

7. Leopard comes from a famous thieving family and she is a good thief. She is trying to steal a thing, but during that, a small child named Stella Grey (pause for applause) gets caught up in it, and stops the robbery. I imagine its in self defense tho. And its like “ive got batman in my basement” if youve seen that ep of btas. Thats my main reference point. Anyway, Leopard is extremely angrey that this small child stopped her professional work, AND also this child landed her in prison (and the protron are like “that was cool”) and so leopard decides she will have revenge.

8. Stella says “i would like to be on your superhero team” for some reason. Probably because she doesnt like any of her living situations, and her first mission was a an absolute success, so shes probably riding high off that. OH YEAH the protron are like “we ahould probably give you some form of witness protection since this lady hates you and you are a small child”. So Lady Pink gets assigned to training Stella, since she is the only normal person and would know what to teach. And then from there, Stella has a good time and wants to extend her stay. And like, she knows too much. So she becomes Stellar. Because she doesnt want to be Gadget Girl. Thats cringe.

9. Stella and Hayden are friends.

10. Everybody has a good time. For now.

[undersideofaleaf]

This is something only evil scientists could possibly know.

[undersideofaleaf]

Everyone in young justice says “belle rev” and its like cmon man. Its “belle reev”

[merefis18]

perhaps unsurprisingly I am a ladynoir stan

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Ive been conflicted. Because i want to experience things i associate with being a teen, but i fear that the older i get, the less permissable they will be, and the less they will hit right.

But now im thinking... maybe im just enjoying a certain part of american culture, and it really isnt locked down to teenhood.

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Its saturday. Stop acting like youre too busy to blog for me.

[mizuthe-cat]

sometimes you name your oc something stupid and it sticks and you cannot change it so you just have a guy named Hoobry Styloobs now

[wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer]

officer, i dropkicked that child in self defense

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