Why is my Brain Exploding???

They/Any, genderfluid, pansexual, polyam | Feral goblin with problematic favs! random things, fanart, witchy bits, whatever | 18+ blog

[cornflakesdoesart]

Dust kitties :)

[ID: fist image: a digital drawing of a black fur ball with tiny triangular legs, triangle kitty ears, one cat eye in the middle of it’s face and a small tail.

second image: the same creature as described before drawn with pencil, there are five of them, in the upper left corner it is yawning, showing off the sharp cat teeth it has, in the upper right corner it is looking up, looking interested, in the middle it has a “smiling” eye, lower left corner it’s playing with a yarn ball, pupil dilated, lower right corner it is sleeping, curled up, eye closed. end of ID]

[paper-swirls]

Froggie Wizard Council

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[fanonical]

asoue prequel about lemony’s teenage life called a series of unfortunate first dates (and how they ended in everyone dying)

[hiddenskyrim]

Ifunny Skyrim

[anxietyproblem]

This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS

[witchcraft4nerds]

They are powerful and unstoppable

[growing-yet-into-magic]

Who is?

[witchcraft4nerds]

The witch reading this

[strikecommandergabriel-deactiva]

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math

[undertakerspetgoblin]

I feel called tf out

[fanonical]

imagine being in the dorms for your first day at hogwarts and one of your roommates unloads a giant-ass anime body pillow

[undertakerspetgoblin]

I am that nerd

[shaneofaragon]

things sherlock holmes has canonically done:

scrapbooked the hell out of his newspapers

put on a hat that was too big for him 

giggled

cried because lestrade was nice to him

got all sappy and romantic by smelling a rose

let a puppy lead him on adventures

“impish mood”

lit his pipe with an ember from the fireplace because he thought it looked cool

feel free to add to this

[unnonexistence]

built a pillow fort in a client’s house

told a guy he was giving him secret government documents and then gave him a book about bees instead

told watson stories about his past solely to avoid cleaning his room

[unnonexistence]

oh i almost forgot

decorated his room with pictures of famous criminals

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Ordered a picnic for a pair of newlyweds

Was offended that Watson doesn’t praise his skills as a housekeeper

Waived his fee if his clients are too poor to pay him

Made hot chocolate to wake Watson up on a cold morning

Danced around and bowed to imaginary friends

‘Flushed up with pleasure’ when being praised

Wouldn’t explain how he comes to conclusions because he was worried Watson would think he is ordinary

Grabs Watson’s hand when he’s frightened

Let another puppy lead him on adventures.

[tollhobbit-deactivated20250119]

WHERE ARE YALL GETTING THIS/1!!1!!!????!?

[shaneofaragon]

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Leaped over furniture like a gazelle.

[thedrawingduke]

•Shook hands with a baby :,}

[holmesguy]

noticed watson looking sad and touching his old war wound and tried to cheer him up with some deductions about his sparkling eyes

deliberately knocked over a table, shattering a glass fruit bowl which sent fruit rolling everywhere, then blamed it on watson and ran away

was not surprised when a dog died after its owner died, due to the “beautiful, faithful nature of dogs”

sent watson a telegram telling him to come over at once so he could tell him his most recent thoughts about dogs and the importance of their emotions to detective work

told Watson anecdotes about his favorite violinist for an hour while they had lunch together

made a little diagram out of breadcrumbs while explaining something to Watson

[astudyincanon]

Shared a room with watson in a house that had 11 bedrooms

Makes his client wait while he changes into slippers

Has a realistic dummy made of himself and uses it to fool a client

twice

in the same story

[mums-the-nerd]

Let a jewel thief off one time because: 

a, the thief cried 

b, the case had been really easy & if the Yard couldn’t solve it then frankly fuck em

c, it was Christmas

[justjacklee-deactivated20171103]

And People ™ still think he was an unfeeling, cold man of reason. Honey that man probably slept with a fluffy stuffed bee.

[elodieunderglass]

Made a BIG drama about killing a jellyfish with a rock

[thewounddresser]

Choatic British. The man needs at eleventeen dogs and a beehive on his roof, I swear.

[ruinedchildhood]

[retroactivebakeries]

#the old school food pyramid but with an entire system of underground tunnels and tombs sketched in labeled ‘coffee’

[theintrovertnation]

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[wanderingbeauty-deactivated2019]

why on EARTH did I decide to get into this show at a time when the LAST SEASON is currently being BROADCAST ON TV in REAL TIME??

no one cares anymore. if i shout into the void about rumple being an idiot but still experiencing heartbreak for him

or about how belle deserves better even though i know for a fact rumple is her true love

or about how i hate what they’re doing to emma’s character

or about how KILLIAN IS A STUPID NAME AND I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHY THEY DIDN’T JUST STICK WITH HIS CANON NAME

(HIS NAME IS JAMES. JAMES.)

i would only hear the echo of my voice shouting back at me. 

[thestraggletag]

Y’all know what’s about to happen, so let’s get right to it…

WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A MOTHERLY WAY.

HERE’S AN ARTIST’S RENDITION OF WHAT HAS BEFALLEN YOU, COURTESY OF VALOSCOPE:

NOW YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS. NEVER FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME

ONE OF US.

WE HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.

HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT YOUR FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE THEM, DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL BECOME YOUR NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A SPOILERY NATURE THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.

LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.

AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL LAND OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE YOU’LL FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THERUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.

ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ARTTAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.

AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…

WE.

HAVE.

PORN.

NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVEALL THE PORN.

ALL OF IT.

EVERY KINK.

EVERY FANTASY.

EVERY POSITION.

FOOD SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER GODDESSES, ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN, SHADOW!SEX, DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY KINKS, POWER-SEX, INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, DAGGER!PORN, RAPTOR!PORN, MAGICAL SEX AND MANY MORE.

AND YOU’VE GOT AS CLOSE TO THE RUMBELLSARY, WHERE WE CELEBRATE SIX CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF RUMBELLE SINCE SKIN DEEP AIRED (FEBRUARY 12ND, 2012) BY SOPHIE’S CHOICING OURSELVES TRYING TO PICK BASICALLY OUR FAVOURITE FIC CHILDREN IN THE TEA AWARDS AND GIVING EACH OTHER SUGAR OVERDOSES WITH FLUFFAPALOOZA. ALSO WE GOT THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. GOING ON BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT AT THIS POINT, IF YOUR LIFE ISN’T 75% RUMBELLE DURING FEBRUARY WE’VE FAILED YOU.

I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FICTAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL. AND IF YOU WANNA HIT THE MOTHERLOAD OF RUMBELLE FANFICTION CHECK OUT THE RUMBELLE LIBRARY, RIPE WITH DECADENT FICS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE SEXYTIMES  MOMENTS: FLOOFAPALOOZA(FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), 50 FIRST HAMBURGER DATES (YES, WE GOT IT BAD), THE RUMBELLE CHRISTMAS IN JULY (FOR THOSE LONG HIATUS MONTHS), THE MAY DAY MENAGERIE (BECAUSE OUR SMUT NEEDS MORE CREATURES IN IT), THE RUMBELLE REVELRY, THE GREAT RUMBELLE BLOWOFF AND THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).

MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.

BUT IF YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS TUMBLR WHICH WILL HOLD PRECIOUS TREASURES SO YOU CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMER HIATUS WITH MOST OF YOUR SANITY INTACT.

WE AIM FOR REALISTIC GOALS HERE.

IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

NOW LET ME HOLD YOU GENTLY, SOFTLY, LOVINGLY.

Welcome to the fandom, dearie.

[emospritelet]

Yay for The Thing! Welcome @wanderingbeauty! This is the best fandom and we are very much alive! @rumbellewelcome we got another one!

[renegade-skywalker]

I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”

[thatgirlonstage]

Vader: “JOIN ME”

Luke: *falls backward into the abyss*

Vader: … honestly I don’t know what else I expected

[undertakerspetgoblin]

christian: *on the phone* mom, where are you?

mary: just got back from target. it feels like i forgot something.

christian: yeah, you forgot me.

mary: oh shit!

[fanonical]

two bros, chilling in potions class

blowing up their cauldron because they are gay and got distracted

[theintrovertnation]

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