[modogoblin]

[madderhatter]

MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!

[depsidase]

[sillywafflefries-me]

[luidilovins]

I AM SO ANGRY AMETHYST IS RESISTENT TO THE OCCASIONAL BATH BUT THE GEODE CRUST CERTAINLY ISN’T LITERALLY MINERALS BREAKING DOWN BY BEING PULVERIZED WITH HOT WATER IS HOW GEODES FUCKING CRYSTALIZES IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOUR TAKING A GEODE THAT BIG AND TURNING IT INTO THE PERMANANT WATER CONTAMINATE AND BACTERIAL CESS POOL THAT IS A SINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NEVER GONNA USE TOOTHPASTE OR FUCKING SOAP SO IT DOESN’T EAT A HOLE THRU THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING SINK YOU GODDAMN GOON WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE A STOVE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR A DOOR OUT OF TISSUE PAPER??? WHY DONT YOU MAKE PIPES OUT OF FUCKING SMARTIES CANDY OR TABLE LEGS OUT OF PLAY DOUGH FUCK YOU BUDDY IF I WALKED INTO A PLACE AND HAD TO CLEAN A BATHROOM AND SAW THAT SHIT I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN WITH A STEEL PIPE

[iwantadamusername]

I’m guessing you’re a geologist?

[unendingshade]

Wouldn't the amethyst be coated anyway? To avoid damage to both it and you?

[ninth-galaxy]

Cal Kestis

[physiqueandfantasy]

I don’t care what the feminists say, we need

MORE👏🏼TWINKS👏🏼IN👏🏼VIDEO👏🏼GAMES 👏🏼

[unendingshade]

What do feminists have against twinks?

[veggieblt]

Visit Original Link

[exclamationpointman]

HOOOOOOLY SHIT I FOUND IT

[erisolkat]

any nerds wanna explain ego death to me because i. dont undertale

[unendingshade]

What Yue did for the world when she became the moon.

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

[hikarisakurariver]

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

Are you queer in any way shape, or form? Any sense of un-straight, un-cis, un-allo, ANYTHING!

Yes.

No.

Not sure.

Voting ended onJun 14, 2023

I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!

[soberscientistlife]

it NEEDS to be paid for accordingly.

[themostpowerfulmagicofall]

This is so important

[effemimaniac]

they're outsourcing degradation kinks to AI

[a-large-pillar-of-salt-deactiva]

Monkeys with typewriters but recreating GLADOS

[beephobia]

it's been patched since this i think, but here's another gem from this development

[unendingshade]

Any other French speakers laugh every time they see GPT?

[popepauljohn]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[nitronine]

Weird Al is more gender non conforming than Harry styles

[porcelain-rob0t]

call me when harry styles has a relevant character in my little pony

[catbull0109]

Call me when Harry Styles has a canon self insert in my little pony that had a kid with one of the main characters.

[bees-and-mice-and-frogs-and]

Hardly a self insert: Weird Al is not a brony, he agreed to be on the show because his daughter liked it.

[netherator]

Fantastic dad activity

[unendingshade]

Unfortunately ime fantastic dad activity is also gnc :/

[augustheart]

you guys just say sentences

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you're a swifty on tumblr these days

[augustheart]

no it isn’t. hope this helps

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

[teathattast]

Taylor Swift is a Christian foxgirl

[unendingshade]

I dont like her either, but calling someone a Christian is a bit overboard.

[throwbackblr]

Johnny Bravo | “Bravo Dooby-Doo” Air date July 21, 1997

[plantainandprayers-deactivated2]

How was Fred clapping cheeks with that scarf on his neck

[unendingshade]

It's called an ass-got for a reason.

[idsb]

Idk who this guy is but I’m just gonna leave this here without comment and hope the audience I’m indirecting it at finally understands something for once

[odinsblog]

So many of these are really good

[wolfcat-hybrid]

FOLLOW-UP ON THE NEWS; Sniper in Brooklyn (Published 1981)

I was positive that was a fake story but. Looks like there was just straight up a sniper in Brooklyn for a few months

[elfyourmother]

you were positive it was fake bc you’re not from here

[unendingshade]

Yeah, the sniper was definitely not the one I didn't believe. No one having a knife on a NY subway on the other hand...

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]