The Tumblrina Formerly Known As wam0109

Just some random blog, run by an enby who likes alt-history, maps, flags, and a bunch of random stuff. Norwegian-American. Lesbian Aro-Ace. She/Her it’s-complicated-but-you-can-round-it-to-woman, but some people have permission to use other pronouns. Queer Platonic Bestie/Partner: @snekeyes (20 if I haven’t forgotten to update this)

[catbull0109]

Lesbian Energy

[faqud]

DERONA !!

[tboy-cock]

"men, women, and they/thems" man if only there was a word for people who dont identify exclusively as binary men or women. damn. if only

[tboy-cock]

i have people commenting and saying the things they say to include everyone but theyre still dividing people into gender categories, like saying "ladies and gentleman, and (everyone else)" and its like ok, thats probably better than just saying they/thems, but maybe I'm just southern but idk why people cant say "yall" and "folks" and other words that are made to refer to a whole group without just dividing everyone by gender. maybe in a more professional or formal setting, "esteemed guests" or just "everyone". "people"? idk why we need to do this at all. like there can be funny ones but there are words specifically the purpose of referring to a group of people of mixed/unknown genders

[tboy-cock]

i just want to say that i specifically made this post to be like "can we not dehumanize nonbinary people please" and having a bunch of comments like "so true, this is how i dehumanize nonbinary people but in a Funny Way :)" is a bit irritating

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[thesummoningdark]

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

[tothechaos]

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

[tothechaos]

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

[veitstanz]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[porterr-robinson]

[transingthebourgeoisie]

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

[bloodraven55]

love it when fma just says the quiet part out loud

[bloodraven55]

[insert “i know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” here]

[nightfuryqueen]

One of my favourite bits in fma is how during the final arc they bring up why attempting human stransmutation is forbidden, as the readers we've seen what happens when an attempt fails with Ed and Al, so of course the logical explanation is that "it's too dangerous to attempt", or even "it goes against the natural way the world works, it's monstruous in nature and impossible".

But then Arakawa in her infinite wisdom as a writer goes, lol no, the goverment has been making flesh monsters with human transmutations in secret for years, they forbid it so that nobody can't even come close to attempting to create a personal army that cannot feel pain

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[shamebats]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[circumpolarvampire]

Remember when Rush Limbaugh said Natives were to blame for white men dying from lung cancer because of tobacco, so on behalf of all Natives, WE GOT HIM!

[neechees]

[whatwwwwwww]

[ID: A modified screenshot from Death Note the anime. It's a close-up of Light's profile, he looks menacing. He's wearing beaded earrings. The subtitles say "Just according to ᐅᔦᔨᐦᒋᑫᐃᐧᐣ." The supertitles say "(Translator's note: ᐅᔦᔨᐦᒋᑫᐃᐧᐣ means plan)." /end ID]

[t4timekeeper]

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[notaplaceofhonour]

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[wordfather]

i love that almost everyone has their own unique bedrooms thats such a cute human thing

[wordfather]

no bedroom looks the same just like no human is the same. are you getting what im putting down here

[wordfather]

you walk into someones room and its like walking into a part of their soul This is so special to me <3

[fluffycity]

this reminds me of a series of photographs documenting how different people live in identical base apartments

[liberalsarecool]

Deregulation just means a shittier version.

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[mumblesplash]

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

[whatdoesthevixensay]

correct

[eileenlufkin]

[id screen print of op mumblesplash tags #actually re: post i just rbed#sleeplessness should make you CHARMINGLY DISHEVELED AND GRUMPY#and HUMOROUSLY FOND OF CAFFEINE#not WORSE HEALTH OUTCOMES ACROSS EVERY MEASURABLE MARKER and DEPRESSED end id]

some other good tags:

by metanarrates #LITERALLY and also quite frankly it makes you behave in stupid ways#like man you're not some self sacrificing noble warrior you're being fucking weird in an aldis because you won't get the snacks you want

another by mumblesplash #stupid and unfair that self destructive tendencies don't do anything but destroy you#they should universally result in an 'all this time you lacked The Vitamin' scenario at minimum