Deny everything trust no one

18 • us

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[blandyblaugh-deactivated2018121]

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

[dandelionpuppy]

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

[screenshotsofdespair]

[deiphomos-hold]

[criterionfilms]

Dev Patel, InStyle 2016

[byebyeheyenyeheeh-deactivated20]

some anti smoking comerical one day: umu hey fellow tired beanz, did yuo no: smoking ciggie wiggies will make u smol sad ded pupper plant? whos gunna eat all dis pizza and netflix and chill 🅱️ro if ur ded omfg

[alexkablob]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[uneventfull-y]

house sitting for my parents & i’m currently high w/ my dogs watching x files and its a good night

[cynema]

The X Files

[phonecallfromgod]

Your Fave is Problematic: Me

-Does not need anymore mugs

-Bought another mug

[germnotta]

[12beaches]

[bimartin]

the signs as john watson yelling

aries: MAJOR PLEASE, I’M JOHN WATSON, FIFTH NORTHUMBERLAND FUSILIERS, THREE YEARS IN  AFGHANISTAN, A VETERAN OF KANDAHAR, HELMAND  AND BART’S BLOODY HOSPITAL. LET ME EXAMINE THIS BODY.

taurus: because sherlock holmes thinks it’s a perfectly OKAY THING TO DO

gemini: tell me where my wife is or i’ll punch ya lights out, ya pompous prick

cancer: they’re givin’ me an asbo

leo: why is everything always MY FAULT

virgo: DAMN MY LEG

libra:  no it’s NOT it’s NOT OKAY

scorpio:  SHEEEEERLOOOOCKKKKK!!!!

sagittarius: SWEAR TO GOD

capricorn: WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING IN THERE JAMES, STOP IT RIGHT NOW, I WILL KICK THIS DOOR DOWN

aquarius: THERE IS NOTHING THE MATTER WITH ME imagine i said that without shouting

pisces: dear gOD ABOVE

[screenshotsofdespair]

[loislanespulitzerprize]

if there’s one piece of advice that i feel absolutely confident in giving to my younger or less experienced followers, it’s this.

don’t make friends with the person who never has anything nice to say about anyone. sooner or later, that person is never going to have anything nice to say about you.

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

U a ho

[uneventfull-y]

Me, trying to open up to my friends: I feel sad

Them: aw :(

Me: okay I'm never doing that again

[ludaprilgate]

[uneventfull-y]

me: okay, 2016, do not dissapoi-

2016: *both David Bowie and Alan Rickman die within the first two weeks*