Life's Most Beautiful Calamities

My names Taylor, I'm a nerd, and my favorite color is cute boys. I reblog mostly funny and interesting stuff. Some porn. Basically whatever grabs my attention. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. -William Shakespeare

[no-chill-at-all]

[theotheryongbok]

How millennials killed the divorce industry

[bigchungo8383-deactivated202208]

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

[sofuckingblue]

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

[tiredherethicc]

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

[kyleboy21da]

Tuesday the 17th is the only day(s) to reblog this.

[eirstegalkin-deactivated2015011]

when u fuck up in an mmo and ya group blames it on someone else

[gahdamnpunk]

Tbh we should get rid of the electoral college

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[roseseafoam]

new pickup phrase

[thighschool]

HUUUUHHH?????????

[different-landscapes]

[mysillycomics]

[characterloves-deactivated20181]

[prominent-nipple]

[salzablade]

i rate fox emojis

a solid fox. good rendering. looks soft. 9/10

an adorable stylized boy!! i’d give him my wallet. 11/10

a simple boy, bold lines. but lacks personality. 6/10

she is adorable and well-groomed. i love her. 10/10

this thing ravished my trash can and stole my first born. 4/10

a tiny boy! hes shaped like a friend. 9.5/10

she is round and kind. i trust her. 10/10

a distinct style, though he too lacks any depth. 7/10

he is kind. but something behind is eyes is hiding something. 8/10

darkness consumes me. 0/10

[mipeltaja]

This gif is fucking me up because it looks like the branch clips through the railing on the right-hand side.

[203y]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.

[jturn]

when tumblr user sodomymcscurvylegs rises up against the Capitop and ignites the revolution as our Bottomingjay

[starkwillendurestone]

[buzzfeed]

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.

[characterlimit]

this completely set off my fight or flight I feel like a fucking mandrill

[princewrites-deactivated2018070]

LMBOOOO

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[feistyfrank]

iconic

[great-tweets]