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[sunsbleeding]

[sunflowers666]

me when i lay down

[saracastically]

finishing touches 🧶

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[girlballs-archive]

HELP PESIS ERODED & GONE

[beardedmrbean]

We got you buddy

[leatherleaves]

They just all swarm to save him…this is truly so beautiful

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community

[the-interuniversal-geometer]

Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

[awkwardexxodus]

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

[sirfrogsworth]

I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to "get it out of the way" so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.

I don't ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.

Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son's pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.

I'd also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say "perfectly healthy breasts" again.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[dakimchi]

stardew valley flora 🌻

[now you can purchase prints and preorder tote bags on my etsy or my ko-fi !!]

i've been wanting to try one of these botanical posters in my style, and the 1.6 update was the perfect excuse✨

[dragon-png]

"are you wearing the-"

the snoots? yeah i am

[unforgettablejellyfish]

@lesmond

[shurinpat]

boops you

[virtualgirladvance]

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

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