sleepysimp

at the end of the day, I love my dogs

[unhingedsillygod]

Not what my blog's about but I FOUND THAT MY EX WHO CHEATED ON ME IS GETTING BEATEN BY THAT GIRL 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 what a queen 💗

And bro had the audacity to send me text saying "I'm getting my karma for what I did to you" LMAOOOOO

[sorciels]

jin kamurai you will NEVER be my king Leona 👊👊👊👊👊

[pinkdreameranchor]

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life. #art #artlifestyle #artlife #oil #oiloncanvaspainting #oiloncanvas #canvaspaintings #canvasart #oilpaint #oil_painting #bigcanvas #artsy #artistic #artistsoninstagram #instaart #artgallery #artworks #artbasel #artstagram #color #colors #colorpalette #humanity #humananatomy (at Riga, Latvia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Od7x6n998/?igshid=1gfjap07rhmvu

[toudensremade]

The joy this brought me…. Unspeakable

[televisedsu1cid3-deactivated202]

sex is for losers we should all just beat each other up

[floatiecrow]

My take on the 'this is fine' meme

[apollos-boyfriend]

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

[apollos-boyfriend]

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

[apollos-boyfriend]

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[apollos-boyfriend]

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

[apollos-boyfriend]

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

[apollos-boyfriend]

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[prismatic-bell]

I'm in James Bond fandom and routinely see tags warning for violence.

[april]

buddy its november

[april]

wait.

[nyx-fey]

It’s October

[april]

this blogger has found themselves in the rare and elusive UTC-44:00 timezone, which no known person has set foot in before

[povoti]

First meeting

[avoidant-attachment-culture]

avoidant culture is feeling far more comfortable yearning for fictional people that don't exist because i never actually have to get close to them. i can just write alone and feel comfortable never divulging anything

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[number-1-soup-fan]

give him soup.

[cadoized]

The ever-splendid peacock

[s201x]

How it feels watching the anime for the first time today

[bloodyboi]

[bogleech]

junk food is always better than no food

I’ve met people who will actually argue against this (and I suggest just blocking anyone who does) but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. No food is actually bad enough that it’s better to skip eating entirely. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.

[solrika]

At the peak of my disordered eating, I had a nutritionist who was like “milk and cookies is a good snack because fats+sugars+proteins, but more importantly, it’s food that you’ll eat.” 

[icecoldparadise]

On the bad days where I don’t want to eat cuz food is repulsive, the first thing that doesn’t sound completely disgusting is the thing I’ll eat no matter how healthy or junky it is for THIS EXACT REASON. You can always work out or eat better later, but you can’t do anything to get there if you pass out or worse due to not eating at all.

[presumably-aury]

FED IS BEST APPLIES TO EVERYONE

[maidthings]

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

[maidthings]

you have to love her. you have to

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[guy-who-exists]

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

[aurasabloom-deactivated20210804]

xD

[thechekhov]

Ok but those subtitles are 100% accurate