Rae

future new york best seller and the reason you lost faith in humanity after 2011

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[royallyanxious]

reblog for  Tubbitha

[maxheimer-feral]

a princess.

[solitarelee]

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[idontknowanymoreaaaaaa]

If I’m burning very slowly….why am I always so cold?

[unicorn-vibes-99]

I love this

[flightpatterns]

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

[tambuli]

exhausted twentysomethings having to save the world and they’re like “listen my boss won’t let me take leave for this” “you can rule the kingdom after” “I CAN’T EVEN KEEP MY PLANTS ALIVE BITCH”

thirtysomethings finally discovering they’re chosen ones and they’re like “i have a mortgage” “if you win the war we’ll pay it all off” “hmm…”

parents going “you want my child to what??? they’re 14! budge over i’m gonna do it” (has secretly wanted to be an adventurer forever)

older people refusing to be the Wise Old Mentor who dies at the end of act 1 for the protagonist’s character development

just

adult fiction

but cool

adult fiction

but not miserable

adults should get to go on adventures too

[crittizen]

adults should get to go on adventures too

[shhhitsfine]

[hezuart]

The Pink Queen’s Court…. 

[musicalgifs]

Visit Original Link

the ending of aywd by every howard i could find! i know someone already did one but it was a while ago and didn’t have the newer queens. do NOT post outside of tumblr, if you’ve got nothing positive to say, don’t say anything at all.

aimie || sam || courtney monsma || grace || vicki || courtney stapleton || jen || courtney mack || annabel || jodie || collette || zara ||

[musicalgifs]

Visit Original Link

for anon. do NOT post anywhere outside of tumblr.

[unicorn-vibes-99]

Thosenotes❤ those rifts❤ the emotion❤

[myadhdlife98]

Important

[virgilantejustice]

Oh.

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[averagefairy]

not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out 

[ourladyoftheunder-ground]

Fuck capitalism.

[left-reminders]

Not only should we all be working less for the sake of our collective mental health, we should be working less for the sake of the planet. The overproduction/overconsumption aspects of capitalism are linked at the hip and we’re spending way too much time at work, all to churn out profits for rich assholes we’ll never meet, all to produce (and throw away) endless waves of junk that don’t make us happy anyway. There’s all kinds of ways we could reduce the workweek and expand the freedom of all — automation, labor-saving planning, the removal of “bullshit jobs” from an economic context where people need to work them or starve, etc. — but first we need to acknowledge that capitalism is really really bad at cultivating human freedom (and free time in general) for the vast majority of the population.

[orlyofhousesnark]

[omghotmemes]

[dinnerkingdedede]

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[turtle0verl0rd]

JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

[rip-paramour]

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

[yourfreindlyneighborhoodnerd]

LAST DAY

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[virtualadept]

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

[virtualadept]

Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[thelostmoongazer]

Who are you, Steven?

I abruptly had to interrupt my hyper-fixating on my ocs to draw this out cuz i know if i didnt it would haunt me for the rest of my life. 

this was based on commentary that @launturnforest made to this gifset and it just… made me think… as one would do when given a thought provoking analysis lol

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[hrmphfft]

counterpoint: Hänsel and Gretel were led out into the woods to starve at the urging of their mother, so both parents don’t have to ration any more food for them during hard times. Hänsel and Gretel were underfed and desperate, and when life gives you a gingerbread house in that state, you eat the windowsill and the front stoop and every gumdrop you can find.

conclusion: if the witch prompted the children to explain themselves she’d realize it was ultimately parents’ neglect that led them to this point.

solution: eat the parents. everyone wins!

[thebootybitchdragon]

Not the solution I was expecting, but honestly, yeah, it makes sense.

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions