Be the change you wish to see

[finalhorsegirl]

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

[pocula-blog]

[homunculus-argument]

Consider:

You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.

Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.

[homunculus-argument]

For those who wondered if this a referencing something: I had never heard of Jeremy Bentham before someone mentioned the name in my notes. The fuck you mean that someone actually did this.

[thememedaddy]

[gendernewtral]

[terramythos]

If streaming services don't want people to pirate then they should be bending over backwards to make their content as accessible and non-shit as possible to compete. If piracy literally offers better service on demand for FREE there is literally no incentive to do anything else. But those kinds of articles & messages aren't about that, they're about PR to make anti-consumer multi billion dollar corporations look like victims so they don't have to adapt or improve their service at all.

[thenatsdorf]

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

[thelastofthedilettantes]

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[foone]

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

[monsterpotion]

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

[pluralwizard]

This is a lie I’m going to tell a small child one day

[infectiouspiss]

due to financial problems he's dr apartment now

[househeritageposts]

apartment heritage post

[depsidase]

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

HAPPY CAPTAIN COOK WAS MURDERED BY MY ANCESTORS DAY 🍾🥳

Sending much love to my fellow Kānaka Maoli today, we deserve it.

[chilicheesefries-fr]

[beardedmrbean]

Gift cards are tracked too, in case anyone thought they were clever like that.

[insane-simmetry-blog]

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[reginasphalanges]

#Me in Job Interviews

Schitt’s Creek 1.03 | Don't Worry, It's His Sister

[corrucyst]

[blaquesails]

some replies:

[bliss-bliss-bliss-bliss]

Imagine having the kind of brain rot that makes you think people’s only problem with the unethical and exploitative true crime industry is that women enjoy it and we can’t have that

Hey wait, is that the same Ellen Mint who makes her money “writing” AI generated Jane Austen ripoffs? Hey, yeah! Hey fuck you!