stuff.

[fuckronanlynch]

Marvels Runaways as B99 gifs:

Nico Minoru:

Molly Hernandez:

Gert Yorkes:

Chase Stein:

Alex Wilder:

Karolina Dean:

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

Kevin: I’m gay and I’m confused. Not about being gay. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

[krofty-fennec]

Reblog if you think it's ok for boys to wear skirts

How much support we got out there?

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

I’m glad that these are the two I look up to

[panrophantic]

a worthy addition:

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

If like Phil was one year older now, then Phil could run next election.

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

In an AU where Victor never went to Japan or retired

Commentator 1: Five time World Champion, Victor Nikiforov, is up next. He will be skating to On Love: Eros.

Commentator 2: Has that stripper pole always been there?

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

Convos with Alexa

Me: *attempts to test Alexa's knowledge* Alexa, who is Gerard Way?

Alexa: Gerard Way, the American musician born in 1977.

Me: tell me more

Alexa: Sorry, I can't help you with that.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl walked past me on the sidewalk and said “I love your socks” (they have birds on them) and I suggest we replace all cat-calling with girls complimenting each other on the street because honestly I have never felt more pretty or into girls in my goddamn life

[the-archmagister-deactivated201]

Catcalling is a compliment when women do it

[bemusedlybespectacled]

no, complimenting isn’t catcallng because it’s actually trying to make the person happy as opposed to deliberately harassing someone as a power trip

[relucant]

one of the best moments of my life was biking past this group of late-teens girls and one yelling “I LIKE YOUR BIKE,” and i smiled and waved, and another yells after me “and you’re pretty!”

[ginkasei]

women supporting other women is pure and will always be a good thing; men harassing people because they feed off of asserting dominance over people without power will always be trash

[radial-glia]

If men want to yell things like your socks are cool and I love your hair, that would be well appreciated. But instead they’ll just bark at me from their cars.

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

Being yelled at by a man because my socks are cool is way better than being yelled at because a man who is too drunk to function/has no class thinks I'm hot.

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[spookyyprincess]

☝☝☝☝☝

[cut3p0is0n-blog]

My boyfriend once became my girlfriend 😘👍👍

[plentyofno]

I’ve lost three followers since posting this… Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[asamandra]

My last girlfriend was transgender…

[southrngaythic-deactivated20211]

^^^

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

^^^^^^^^^^^

[checkpleaseisgay]

Ice is taken by the gays it’s ours now

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

If you put ice in ur drink, you gay If you've ever touched snow, you are gay

[shizukku]

Do you realize it now, Victor? I don´t want it to end here. I want to be in figure skating with you forever.

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

MY HEART HAS BEEN RIPPED OUT OMFG

[randomsplashes]

Do you think Yuuri, Yurio and Victor will be nicknamed the podium family? I expect they will go around winning all of the medals now.

LMAO YES LET THIS HAPPEN

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

Oh my god yes

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

YOI: SEE YOU NEXT LEVEL

Me: BET MY ASS YOU WILL

[gaywrites]

On the Washington, D.C. street where Mike Pence will be living before Inauguration Day, his new neighbors have begun displaying rainbow flags in protest. 

According to one resident, Ilse Heintzen: “[It’s] a respectful message showing, in my case, my disagreement with some of his thinking. I have no idea what [the Vice-President Elect] will think about, but I hope he will change his mind.” So far, there are six flags and counting. Good on ya, D.C. (via WJLA)

[unicorncatepillar-blog]

Yay this is great. Trump and Pence are both equally as bad, but the conversion therapy proposal had me in a state of permanent anxiety after the election. Not trying to start something, this is just how I feel.

[amazingphiltrashcan]

Straight fanfiction

reblog if you disagree

[enemies-to-sleep]

Petition for Bandit, Lily, and Cherry to start a totally badass girl band

[joshjosephs]

Gerard talking about speaking out about the transgender community during shows despite Russia’s anti-LGBT laws. (x)

[everthesame]

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

[naznomad]

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

[hedwig-dordt]

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

[shredsandpatches]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[jottingprosaist]

#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??

Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

[mugsandpugs-deactivated20160917]

… guys

….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? “HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”

… I mean. Comparatively…

[aphroditeinthetomb]

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.

[peccaviofthesparrow]

@master-of-strings

[teashoesandhair]

OK so I’m sure people are aware of this, but just in case you’re not: there is an annual ‘award’ given every year by the Literary Review for bad sex scenes in fiction. The above entry (sorry) by Morrissey won this illustrious award in 2015 (and yes, he threw a massive tantrum about it, because he’s Morrissey):

The best part of this is that the 2016 nominations were just announced, and OH BOY, there are some absolute crackers this year:

And in case anyone is interested, these are some of the entries that Morrissey beat to the top prize last year:

I agree. We are spoilt by fanfiction. 

[aaronexplainsitall]

I literally never want to hear anyone badmouth fanfiction again, I have never in all my years of internetdom read anything as troubling as, “Under that sling, her breasts were like young fawns, sheep frolicking in hyssop - Psalms were about to pour out of me.”