asamandra

This is a multi fandom blog, but mostly Avengers, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr., Sebastian Stan, LGBT-stuff, cats and animals, my scribblings and things I think are funny. And maybe I'm a little obsessed with The Old Guard lately. :D About me? I'm a Marvel and Witcher addicted, bisexual female (she/her) from Germany. And just because... race: human!!! This blog is not for minors!! If you are underage, go away!!! Wanna prompt me? Please send them to my other blog: clintbartonruinedmylife asamandra on AO3 @asamandra.bsky.social I'm a broke writer, so... if you want to buy me a coffee, that would be awesome!

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these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[campterodactyl]

Young Nicolo Di Genova after his first day on the crusades

Joe never stood a chance ˆˆ

ÉDIT:

Just realized that Luca doesn’t have any black circle around his iris, so I removed it… hope it looks better that way

Timelaps and closeup after the line

Please appreciate the eye’s closeup. I’m really happy with the result :D

[rdjaday]

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[buck3t-barnes]

Doodled another cosy Bucky and Alpine, really happy with this one :)

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[my-dailydreams]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[everythingfox]

He had 1 job

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 04.06 Window of Opportunity

[bergwerkderbilder]

Crow's Perch, Benek, Toderas and the Pontar near Benek - sunsets and sunrises

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endless Witcher 3 gifs

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

S03 E14 - Ship of Tears

[liberalsarecool]

Red State rhetoric on health and prevention is a proven death sentence. #VoteBlue. Live longer.

[duckprintspress]

Pick up your ticket for Pride!

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[clintbartonruinedmylife]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Clint swallowed, locked his eyes with Barnes’ before he reached down to grab his arm and pull him up.

“You can at least try to be helpful,” he grumbled when he threw his arm around his neck, wrapped his other hand around Barnes’ waist and dragged him to the car.

“Sorry,” he murmured, barely audible.

[everythingfox]

1 brain cell