CHAOTIC FEMME

Cat. I'm an adult. I have a degree and a job and a house and three kids. They're cats. But so am I. I live a rather boring life.

[knifesbian-remade]

bi women who follow me: I love u

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon by Andy Marlette)

[yeehawlw]

[crymethyds-deactivated20200706]

In a room full of lesbians Hayley looks at the one straight girl that is such a lesbian thing to do

[kimberlys27]

😂😂😂

[evilrashida]

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

[daneedelion]

excuse me?

[evilrashida]

military worship in this country is out of fucking control 

[high-shawty-deactivated20180326]

Yea you’re right, we shouldn’t honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country … oh

[evilrashida]

Military worship in this country is out of fucking control

[cadimonsignal]

I’m in the military and yes it’s out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didn’t see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! That’s some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, that’s true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isn’t true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because it’s the military, they’re heroes, they can do no wrong.

We’re doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harm’s way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesn’t do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that they’re heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesn’t do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. We’re human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.

[im-a-deceptikhan]

☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽

[acquaintedwithrask]

oh boy just in time for the 4th of July

[ladyshinga]

Speaking as a disabled veteran: it’d be one thing if the fucking hero worship MEANT ANYTHING. But it’s a bunch of empty loud words about how Brave and Noble everyone in the military is (nah some of us are assholes) and then when it comes to, oh I don’t know, paying a soldier enough to feed their family without food stamps, or giving disability compensation without a NIGHTMARE fight with the country that claims to “care” so much. Plus the whole “sending us off to kill other people to make rich men richer while innocents die for it” thing. It’s not “defending freedom” to shove our troops into everyone’s business in countries that happen to have oil and such Military worship isn’t only annoying, it’s a hollow lie that’s basically dangerous to everyone

[antiandrogen]

nobody ever talks about how saying non-binary genders don’t exist is racist as fuck

[stashlecash]

How?

[antiandrogen]

many many many indigenous cultures have historically included more than two genders and to say that those genders do not exist is to say that those cultural traditions are invalid, and that only the imperialist gender binary is correct. which is racism. 

[calli3cd]

Source?

[antiandrogen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_%28South_Asia%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakla

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathoey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muxe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Spirit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fa%27afafine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81h%C5%AB

Do you need any more or are you done being a dick 

[cum-guzzlers-for-christ]

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/16/india-third-gender-claims-place-in-law

http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1820633,00.html

http://www.npr.org/blogs/pictureshow/2012/05/30/153990125/in-mexico-mixed-genders-and-muxes

http://www.nativepeoples.com/Native-Peoples/May-June-2014/Two-Spirit-The-Story-of-a-Movement-Unfolds/

http://theculturetrip.com/pacific/samoa/articles/fa-afafines-the-third-gender/

For those who don’t like Wikipedia

[oh-snap-pro-choice]

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

THE WESTERN IDEA OF TWO GENDERS IS EXACTLY THAT

WESTERN

THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF CULTURES ACROSS THE WORLD WHO SEE GENDER AS A SPECTRUM OR OTHER FORM OUTSIDE OF TWO GENDERS

[jenroses]

Judaism has been recognizing six genders for thousands of years. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_and_Judaism

SIX.

JUDAISM.

Fuck off with this “binary gender is commanded by God” bullshit. 

[radial-glia]

I guess I need some advice from tumblr or something.

So I have this girlfriend, and we’ve been dating less than two weeks but were FWBs for almost two years. She had feelings for me the whole time, I didn’t really until she went away for almost six weeks to have major surgery and I realized I really missed her. Cute af, right?

Anyways so we start officially dating after she comes back and she hasn’t wanted to have sex at all because still recovering from surgery feeling still feeling sore just not really in the mood and might not have any feeling for a few more months, makes sense, totally get it, whatever, fine with me.

But then yesterday she tells me she thinks she’s straight. Neither of us really know what to do, because after two years of kind of being a thing, we’re finally dating. I haven’t dated anyone for over seven years because I didn’t want another week long failed attempt at a relationship and that’s exactly where I am.

I just don’t know what to do, and neither does she. So I’m kind of shouting it out to the internet here, any advice?

[indya-moore]

[aspiring-translator]

I remember a teacher telling me how Archaeologists would hack off the noses of statues they found in order to remove any indication that it was of a black person or any POC. It hurts me to think of all the art we’ve lost and damaged because of historical revisionism and flat out racism.

[littlebearie]

I…wasn’t taught this. Only about penises being broken off as censorship.

[thirstygirlclub]

When I was in primary school (around 8 or 9) I asked why none of the Egyptian statues had noses. They lied to us and said that they broke off because they were a really fragile bit of the statues so when I learnt the real reason (years later) I was so pissed off with teachers for lying to millions of school children around the world. It’s disgusting and needs to be taught properly.

[not-ur-average-anything]

Supergirl Incorrect Quote GIFs (23/?)

[ribbonstein]

are you a “july is pride 2″ gay or a “july is wrath” gay

[theicombaticon]

[thechanelmuse]

She went on a rant for two days. Delta got her ass together in two tweets.

[bob-belcher]

Bonus:

[linaofthemyscira]

DAAMMMNNNNN

[groovinomicon]

Reblogging for chris evans’ bonus toothpaste bit

[reckmore]

….Did he tell her to chill with emojis?

[brainstatic]

Not sure what’s funnier, thinking Obama was president in 2005 or not realizing that’s a picture of Condoleezza Rice.

[beltsquid]

Deflecting criticism of the Trump administration by blaming the Obama administration for a disaster that happened under the George W. Bush administration AND the inability to tell two black women apart is like, the entire GOP brand in one shit diamond of a hot take

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Republicans: WHERE WAS OBAMA WHEN THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE BLEW UP!?!?!?!

[cheskamouse]

Where ws Obama when Troy Fell?!!?

Where was Obama when the world ended and everyone died?!?

Where was Obama when Obama was there… But was he?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I SAW GOODY OBAMA DANCING NAKED IN THE WOODS WITH THE DEVIL

[myturtlespeedy]

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

[liukka]

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

[silverhawk]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 2 

[silverhawk]

the month of july is just

pride month (extended version)

[theconqueeror]

my birthday is in july and i’m a giant lesbian so I can 100% confirm this

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[debrides]

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

[androginking]

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

[priestessamy]

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

[alectually]

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

[emiliusthegreat]

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

[hexaviolet]

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

[wlwesque]

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

[wheeloffortune-design]

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

[damaramegido]

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

[blackkatmagic]

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

[things-are-looking-up-oh-finally]

This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

Once a pretty girl called me her sunshine and winked at me and I died.

[irlquicksilver]

A pretty girl introduced herself to me out of nowhere and my mind blanked for the rest of the day

[forlovefromfear]

There was a super tall pretty girl who smiled at me and I walked face-first into a pole

[keybladesoras]

Wow Elastigirl! There you are!

[long-ago-1234567890]

[nostrem]

who wants to see my cats when they were kittens

[nostrem]

[yupinmywhitetee]

please show us what they look like now

[nostrem]

[cool-ghoul]

MAGNIFICENT

[lollibeepop]

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