New Respect

I'm in a new respect for the life I live. While I still struggle with my depression, I've certainly learned how to deal with it. My blog will be more happy and fun than it was before. With that said, I still have bad days. Feel free to message me. I love talking to people. My other blog is: otp2themax Kik: AllTexasBaby96

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[respectfulmemes]

[laaylic]

Mood

[theshitneyspears]

Oh……..my god

[cockandpokeballs]

I love them

[pro-gay]

i love how they just…. understand. gayness transcends all boundaries

[candiikismet]

They are so cute

[mockingjaykatniss2]

  “You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor…until, he ran afoul of that which vex all men.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[adulthoodisokay]

i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.

[awkward-helga]

So that’s what a unicorn sounds like

[may-we-fangirl-again]

‘Their reactions to you being pregnant would include’ The Flash preference

Barry Allen:

-You’d have a really cute way of telling him you were expecting.

-he just sits there in shock

-”….WHAT?!” He’d finally shout

-He’d just sit there gobsmacked as he thought about it for a minute

-”Are you being serious right now?! We’re going to have a baby speedster!?” He’d as as he picked you up hesitantly 

-the boy would smile for hours after you told him

-”We have to baby proof immediately.”

-”Barry I’m three weeks.” 

“Immediately (Y/n).”

Cisco Ramon:

-You’d carefully place the stick where he’d be sure to see it.

-”Babe I think you left- Oh my god.” He’d gasp

-Looking at you, then the test, then you, repeat 65 times

-”Are you…we’re….what?!”  -”I’m four weeks yesterday!”

-”Oh my god! We’re expecting a baby Ramon! Holy…” He’d trail off as he kissed you

-When you guys sat on the couch later that night he wouldn’t take his hand off your stomach

-”I think we should name them Luke or Harry….and if they’re a girl Leia…or Hermione.” 

-”No.” 

Wally West:

-You just out right told him and he chokes on his drink 

-”That’s not funny babe.” He laughs nervously 

-”…Are you serious?” He whispers as you nod giddily. 

-”No way! My boys can swim!” He shouts as he picks you up and twirls you

-He just carries you everywhere

-You come home the next day to see him assembling a baby crib

-”Babe I am only five weeks what are you-”

-”Being ready is key babe.” He says as he struggles with the instructions as you sigh

Julian Albert:

-He was at work actually when you just up and said it. Setting down the test. 

-”Pardon? Is this some sort of joke?” He asks as he sits staring up as you. 

-When you shake your head he stands up so fast he knocks his chair over

-”Oh my god love! We’re expecting!” He cries as he throws himself over his desk as you giggle. 

-He hugs you for at least ten minutes….at least. 

-”I can’t believe it!” He keeps repeating as he looks to your stomach. 

-His eyes widen

-”We need to get a nursery ready! I’ll tell Joe I’m taking the rest of the day off-I’ll bring the car around for you-Love you!” He pecks your cheek and he’s off leaving you shocked.

-The whole ride home he has a hand on your stomach. 

Leonard Snart: -You sort of delay telling him until you’re about a month. You just say “Hey remember when we had sex a few weeks back?” “Yeah.” He says kissing your neck.”Well now I’m pregnant!” You chuckle nervously

-”….You’re serious?! Like you are actually pregnant…with…my baby?” He asks as you nod after every pause

-”….Like….Seriously.” You nod again

-”Oh…my god.” He whispers as he just stares at your stomach

-Immediately wants to paint the ‘nursery’ and you have to remind him you have eight months to do it.

-Never lets anyone close to the bump, no matter who it is

(Bonus: always bringing you ice chips real late at night because that’s your cravings. 

HR Wells:

- You tell him and all he does is laugh

-”That’s a good one honey! God I love you!” Realizing you aren’t joking and stops laughing

-”Seriously?!?!” He shouts as you nod with a smile. 

-”OH my GOODNESS! I AM GOING TO BE A DAD!” He’d shout as he scoops you up

-Not putting you down 

-”I’m going to buy this baby a hat.” 

[flas]

Imagine if Leonard Snart was the one who crashed the Westallen wedding, he would saunter in right before the ‘i do’s’ and dramatically exclaim “Barry, when I said not to sit me at the singles table I didn’t mean for you to not invite me at all.” Everyone would be staring at him with pure shock and then he would just smirk and continue, “Now, does this wedding have an ice sculpture, or would you like me to do the honors?”

[sseureki]

[awwhawkeye]

Leo Snart aka Citizen Cold being an enthusiastic cinnamon roll, too good and too pure for any earth

[caturday]

[urtoks]

a proper representation of dwarf inquisitors dealing with all this fade nonsense:

[hurricaneginger]

NEVER NOT REBLOG

[unicorncloudsinmyhead]

This is by far the greatest thing ever

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[trellyworld]

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[morninggggstar]

AND COUNTING.

[unicorncloudsinmyhead]

Llamacorn