Dying Inside

Olly - He/Him - Taken - Jewish Mixed - DNI anti’s

[ghostcashew]

this fanfic shit is easy

[the-story-system]

@nico-the-overlord

[jaubaius]

Source

[ottermatopoeia]

Unrestrained summer fun

[darthflake]

@pictures-of-dogs

[digitaldiscipline]

Send that to the manufacturer as field testing data for their durability

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

@artemispanthar

[dopamine-direwolf]

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

[dopamine-direwolf]

This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[melonthesprigatito]

I can't believe I actually accidentally predicted that there was going to be a Hisui exhibit in the Lumiose Museum in Legends Z-A months in advance because of a situation I made up for a random r/PokeMedia fake tweet 💀

My god. I guess this is technically canon now.

[cubistemoji]

[moniquill]

"Does the author respect women" is a third distinct question from either of the other two.

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[importantpics]

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[mx-seraph]

I love you people who show kindness because "it's what you're supposed to do". I love you people who show kindess because they like being thanked. I love you people who show kindness because it makes them feel good. I love you people who show kindness because they were shown kindness first. I love you people who show kindness for "selfish" reasons. I love you people who show kindness for the "wrong" reasons. I love you people who show kindness in a body that rejects the very notion. Your kindness is not any lesser because of its motivations. The good you added to the world is just as valuable as someone doing it for the "right" reasons. Your effort is seen. Your effort is valued.

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[importantcatpics]

[skyporf]

@kittybroker can i get a 2 for 1 special on these

[kittybroker]

Fiending little beasts now on sale 2 for 1 only $4.50!

[gavin-goodvibes]

I fucking love Tumblr

[skarmoree]

I put WAY too much effort into this

[skarmoree]

@jellydragons tags are killing me everyone look at them

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Simon if the C.O.I kept their promise