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[redimire]

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

can someone tell him about roller skates?

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

Me, looking in the mirror: damn I look good

*puts on glasses* nvm...

[kimpossibooty]

‪Podcast idea: a D&D campaign with same characters, same story, same everything, but different comedians picking it up each week and trying to deal with what the players of the past week put their characters through

[kimpossibooty]

Working title: Roll Reversal

[kimpossibooty]

So there’s actually a really solid chance of this becoming a thing. Can you reblog this post if you’d have interest in listening to this?

[hogwarts-houses-as]

Roll Call Challenge:

Reblog this or reply once stating your house, whichever house has the most comments after an hour wins this challenge, and 35 points. This is about participation, not just numbers- I’d like to see which house gets the most involved. You can tell your friends to write theirs if you’re in the same house.

BTW I won’t be looking for tags, so you’d be best off not putting it in there

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

Ravenclaw!

[wlwgang]

So my dad took away my laptop because I wouldn’t give him the password. I wasn’t even allowed to type it in, he demanded to know the password to my personal computer because he thinks I’m “ doing things I’m not supposed to do. ” My sister is not, and never has been, held to the same standard when it came to passwords on her own phone etc. But my parents always suspect me of being “up to something” and will randomly ask to use my computer/ know the password, and when I say no, they get mad at me. In the past, they have taken away my devices and looked through them, which cased me a lot of anxiety and is part of the reason I don’t like it when people use my computer or go through the camera roll on my phone. Even as I type this, I’m being asked what I’m doing. If you think parents demanding to know the passwords to their child’s personal devices is a breach of privacy please reblog

[scoopstrooptv]

my parents do the same thing it’s torture

[eviltessmacher]

As a parent, you don’t get privacy until you are on your own. My house, my rules, my money, my decision.

Don’t like it?

Too bad.

I am the parent here. I’m not your friend. I’m your father.

[justfunnyreblogs-deactivated201]

Literally kids are not your prisoner??? There’s a difference between being protective and being controlling.

[a-kir-a-deactivated20191025]

“You don’t get privacy until you’re an adult” like what the fuck. You’re one of those piece of shit parents that thinks taking away bedroom doors and making their kids hold sandwich board signs on busy roads is appropriate punishment aren’t you? Children and teens are still fucking people and still deserve respect. If you can’t even respect your child how do you expect to teach them to respect others?

[jewishwitch-deactivated20150710]

AS A PARENT YOU DON’T GET PRIVACY UNTIL YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN. If I suspect you’re doing drugs or talking to someone way older than you or sneaking out at night, your privacy becomes my business. You’re living under MY roof, and I bought that computer, that phone, and pay for the service that runs it. Sorry, Charlie. It’s my job as a parent to make sure you’re safe and I will exercise the UNALIENABLE right to invade your privacy.

[florafen]

The mindset parents have of “my house my rules / I bought you that phonecomputertabletetc so I can go through it” is a huge contributer to anxiety, depression, self harm, and suicide in kids and teens and if anyone is defending, condoning, or practicing that behavior I hope to god they get their kids taken away from them. Nobody deserves to grow up under an iron fist of emotional abuse.

[sleepwalk-living]

dude it’s one thing to be looking out for your kid and another to be like “privacy doesn’t exist because you are vulnerable and i am in a position of power.

being overprotective of your kid is NOT going to help them. it’s fucking savage.

my mom let my sisters and i do whatever we wanted [obvs within reason] and punished us when we did bad shit and we came out just fine. we’re honest people and nothing fucked us up. my friend with overprotective and invasive parents? she sneaks out for a social life. she can’t let people touch her things without almost crying because her dad would confiscate her things as she was using them to make sure she wasn’t selling drugs or sexting. sometimes she compulsively lies about small things and admits to lying later because she knows it’s was stupid to do it in the first place and she developed OCD from her father reprimanding her for not being clean enough [even though she’s a spotless person] she will have anxiety attacks over being in a messy environment because of the panic her dad put into her while growing up. she’s almost twenty and you know what she did? she asked me to cover for her so she could go on a date. SHE IS TWENTY NEXT MONTH AND ASKED ME TO LIE TO HER PARENTS IF THEY ASKED ME WHERE SHE WAS. she was on a date!! dating! because she was afraid her dad would fucking ground her. the sad part is, he probably would have if he found out! they created an environment of distrust and she has to fight it to be able to hang out with people who weren’t even gonna get her in trouble.

yall wanna be like “privacy doesn’t exist for children and teens. no teens can be trusted.” but fact is, you’re gonna force your kid into being untrustworthy because you think it’s healthy to be controlling.

sorry. you’re a shitty parent. unless you have proof or grounds for violating privacy in order to keep your kid safe, you are abusive and controlling and a sack of shit for having 0 respect for your children.

[ghostedarmy-deactivated-deactiv]

My dad threatens to take my door away from me for having it closed. I’m a seventeen year old female, and he has threatened to take away my door.

[2oulle22-lover]

when i was a teenager, i wasn’t allowed to have a cellphone, so my father would hand me a little bag of change and force me to call home from a payphone every single time i left somewhere and again when i arrived at the next place. that means if i went to the mall, i called when i got there. then if i wanted to go across the street to the Walmart i had to call and tell him so. then i had to call again when i got to the Walmart! if i had a bunch of stuff to do, i could go through the entire bag of change in one weekend - if i could even find enough payphones to call him from. his explanation for this lunacy was that he wanted to be able to find me anytime, anywhere. he also liked to randomly show up at my job to make sure i was there, and the first time i spent the night at my best friend’s after i got a car, he drove past the house no less than eight times, and called no less than four times. one of those calls was to ask where i was because my car wasn’t visible from the road - and when i explained the turnaround i was parked in was behind the house, he told me we’d “better not go anywhere or have friends over”. like, what the hell were we going to do? have a drunken orgy while my friend’s grandma was sitting in the next room? we ended up playing chess in the front parlor all night with all the lights on and the curtains open so he could see us if he drove by.

and what, exactly, did i do to deserve this? not a fucking thing. i didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, didn’t sneak out, didn’t do drugs, didn’t skip school, nothing. in 13 years of public school, i had one detention - for being late too many times. that’s it. i never did a single thing to make him think i was untrustworthy and i got stalked for it.

when i graduated high school, my father told me if i was going to go to art college on his dime, he was going to have a say in the classes i took and what i did with my free time - he even went so far as to tell me if he ever dropped by the campus, i’d better be in my dorm doing homework or in class, and if i got a grade he didn’t like, he was going to pull me out of school, bring me home, and basically keep me a prisoner with no phone, no tv, no visits with friends until i graduated from the local community college. faced with another four years of stalking and abuse, i moved out and worked in a factory until i could be considered an independent student, then went to the art college i’d always wanted to - on my terms.

my father died last May and i hadn’t talked to him for a year, hadn’t seen him for two, and before that i hadn’t had any communication with him at all for four.

the moral of the story for you “my house, my rules, you don’t get any rights” parents is: stop treating your children like shit or you’re going to die alone, and you’ll deserve it.

[fruit-circus]

This is important.

[seelcudoom]

if you want to know if your kids are doing something bad, dont do this, all this does is stress your children out and make them not trust you, not to mention get better at hideing shit, so if they were doing something bad they sure as fuck wouldent tell you and it would be harder for you to find out, as it turns out, being your childs friend is a good idea, because your child trust there friends and will tell them about things going on in there life

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

I would like to add that a kid that trusts his parents is way more likely to tell them when he's actually in trouble. Children who aren't allowed to go out will sneak out, and you won't have a clue where they are if they don't return.

[softris]

Reblog if you're still patiently waiting for Attack on Titan season 2

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

The forest is so peaceful with all the flowers sticking their heads through the old dried up leaves.

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

Today is my mother's birthday, and I used to make her a drawing for her birthday and hang it on the door so I would be the first to congratulate her when she leaves for work. When I was small I always asked my dad to hang it up for me after she went to bed. Today I hung it up myself and can finally go to sleep without worrying that my dad will forget to hang it up.

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[diesefcknanja]

@overtheblackhill me as a bird

[hadmeathellov]

I am positive I have reblogged this before but HERE YOU GO HAVE A BIRB

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

I wish somebody would love me as much as my cat loves boxes.

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

Built this castle for my cat. I hope she'll like it!

[tinygaysouffle]

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

[5sossmuts-deactivated20140416]

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

[theinfiniteamount]

Amen.

[clerfy-deactivated20180414]

Hello again my followers ! (◕ฺ ▿ฺ ◕ฺ)

It’s finally time for another give away. Before asking me a question in my ask box, please make sure that the answer or the information that you are looking for is not below.

Rules and the information :

♥ This is for my followers only, so you need to follow me.

♥ Likes and reblogs count as an entry. But please, don’t spam your followers.

♥ The winners will be chosen by random.org.

♥ Your ask box needs to be open.

♥ Must be willing to give me your address.

♥ I ship everywhere, and for free.

♥ Give away blogs don’t count.

♥ Must be +18 or have parent’s permission.

♥ Please do not follow me only for the give away ! New followers are allowed to join the give away, but please realize that this is for people who appreciate my blog.

♥ Ends when I reach 13,000 followers, I have 8,390 now.

♥ Please consider that all of the things in the give away is from me and It was not free.

What you will get :

♔ A nendoroid/figma figure of your choice !

♔ Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer New Nintendo 3DS bundle ! 

(Will include a copy of the game, two Animal Crossing-themed cover plates, the Nintendo 3DS NFC reader attachment, one Isabelle amiibo card, and the New 3DS !)

Please enjoy, If you have any question do not hesitate ! (•ө•) ♡

[jacksmannequin]

@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

Today my music teacher told us a funny story. His native language is German, and when he was younger he was teaching music in America for 2 years to polish his English. One time he was conducting an orchestra with 4 bassoonists. Now you got to know that a bassoon in German is a Fagott (pronounced Fahgohtt) so he just assumed that it would be the same in English. He said: Could the fagotts (he pronounced it like the Americans would do) over there please play this part again? The whole orchestra went silent. And he had no clue.

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[angelicbreadroll]

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

[unicornrainbowmuffin]

I’ve never identified so much with a post on tumblr before.