girl named car battery

24 / 18+ / Sideblog for me to be more openly insane. If you know my main or ended up here by accident I am sorry.

[unidentifiedfuckingthang]

I should probably make a pinned post here so I can have some things open and directly expressed, so:

This account is 18+

There'll be a lot of me dumping thoughts that are sexual or erotic in nature or to me specifically. Most posts will be marked as mature because of this.

Please for the love of god have your age somewhere I can see before you try to follow.

Its gonna be weird

there's going to be content that falls under fetish and niche appeal. Art reblogs and similar will just kind of be all over the place

I'm open to asks

I'll basically answer whatever the hell you ask me if I have anything to say on the topic, and I appreciate having any sort of interaction to talk about stuff I like.

[squeakitties]

anybody want some goat eggs. freshly laid . *badly attempting to hide empty egg carton* [wincing and moaning a little] ffor eastter

[heavyheavycream]

"stuff me"

you know that moment when you finish a huge project and u feel satisfied but empty? been feeling kinda like an deflated plush these past few days, so when a weird brain worm came to mind of wanting to get stuffed back up i... this came up...

[corpse-maggots]

Bunny loot! 🐇🐰🐇🐰🐇

[corpse-maggots]

Whaaa bunny stars ~

[unidentifiedfuckingthang]

ice cream girl drinking a glass of soda and forgetting how carbonation interacts with ice cream before getting insanely bloated and burping up soda foam bubbles and getting really horny about it while her belly touches the floor and makes audible fizzing and rumbling noises

[covermeinflexseal]

first person to piss themselves LOSES

[rainydayequation]

drone kink and twinning are the same kink on different scales

[balloonbugblimp]

ahhhh to be a big puffy shark hopelessly stuffed full of shrimp and soda, barely holding back belches loud enough to shatter glass…..

[squeakitties]

rly neato idea one of my followers volunteered for teehee

[sapphling]

they should add a spotify style talking ai suggestion dj to e621

[godlikedyke]

​Gettin’ back into the goon sesh tonight with some fakeryway. Last week‚ you jerked your shit blind to their MLP porn 218 times. Call that beating a dead horse. Ha. Let’s see it:

[machine-saint]

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

[machine-saint]

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

[machine-saint]

two genres of notes on this post

people who are well-intentionedly explaining the reason for this complaint as if "hypnohub" isn't what comes up when I type "h" in my browser

people with their own complaints, including "hypnosis is too common in snake porn"

[unidentifiedfuckingthang]

bunny girl who cums too fast to satisfy anyone before she passes out but her ears are huge and floppy and reaaally soft and she uses them to jerk you off in a way that sends you straight to heaven

[unidentifiedfuckingthang]

love seeing bunnies and other lop-eared folk in the tags of this post. target demographic

[unidentifiedfuckingthang]

bunny girl who cums too fast to satisfy anyone before she passes out but her ears are huge and floppy and reaaally soft and she uses them to jerk you off in a way that sends you straight to heaven

[needsmoretigers]

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

[averyterrible]

I'll say it in red. There are no more than 18 kittens in Mommy's dungeon.

[the-wolf-emoji]

That's no good...

That's no good at all!

If there are no more than 18 kittens, then who came without permission?

Unless...

The cum was left by Mommy herself!

[zeetbl33p]

[zeetbl33p]

[kusali]

"fetishes are innate" is a predictable outcome of the "born this way" narrative but it is also very very funny. Being into sonic inflation is something you're born with

[falling-components]

[nanadouken]

[nanadouken]

silly test subjects get put in the giant centrifuge

[squeakitties]

beastieball lunaptra mimi ...