[rin-shima]

[valtsv]

cats think they can get away with anything if they just meow pathetically and blink their huge dumb baby eyes and they’re right. my cat could rip my throat out while i slept and i’d still try to call him my sweet baby bastard and pet his soft furry tummy as i exsanguinated on the carpet.

[evenfatterbelly-deactivated2021]

The Animal Crossing Fandom right now

[sugoi-boy-deactivated20181108]

[the-light-of-animation]

Bonus:

[slime-chunks]

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

you after reading this post: hrn…

[unrealray13]

[yanderechild-archive]

me, introducing myself: it is i, your local asshole

[winefemme-deactivated20180607]

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[homunculus-argument]

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

[perhapsarat]

hedwig is just a furby on a string

[ulibeanzz]

imagine having money wow i just got chills

[books-and-cookies]

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

[coffeebooksorme]

This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.

[warmsocks-warmdrinks]

I’m ready for the shorter days and the crisp breeze of autumn. ready for the sweaters and combat boot. and I’m so ready for summer to conclude.

[scandiumsky]

I’m such a slut for thunderstorms

[cartooncatz-blog]

accurate representation of video games

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.