Bitches ain't shit... They're female dogs

[uninterestedobsession]

This is great

[uninterestedobsession]

I love this so much

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

[lolrobutts-deactivated20150520]

What a champ

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[natasalways]

what do you want on your gravestone

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[heckyeahparks-deactivated201607]

[weight-loss-hacks-deactivated20]

OMG THE LAST ONE

[chichi0816]

Omg that bacon look so good

[alwayslooking39]

Nothing like the smell of bacon to get you out of bed in the morning!

[theelurkqueen]

No one is going to talk about the tiny dancing man?

[uninterestedobsession]

Visit Original Link

This is mine and my girlfriends song.

[officialunitedstates]

how did you even get followers

they click the follow button

[uninterestedobsession]

Officialunitedstates makes me want to love again

[jncoes]

dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers

[chelabelle-blog1]

girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because they’re damn loser scumbag babies who cant attract anyone who knows better.

[jncoes]

Say it again for the people in the back

[princess-cranky]

I should have realized this.

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[socialist-sunflower-deactivated]

 there’s a tool for that

[gracefullikeagazelle]

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

[conorxx]

For if you are ever so hungry you could eat a horse

[garden-of-everything]

Today, I am only hungry enough to eat a child.

[batsvsupes]

got emm

[oolongs]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[mapsontheweb]

Countries that have sent animals into space.

Keep reading

[uninterestedobsession]

I thought nothing could disturb me but then i realised people actually use google plus

[bidoof]

every animal is in its most powerful state when its tongue is unintentionally sticking out a little bit

[thecutestofthecute]

[readingwritingarrhythmia]

[loser-dumbass-deactivated201607]

they say theres no use crying over spilt milk but you dont understand i cried a bit when i woke up this morning now i have to get more milk that involves walking to the store ive cried over far less than that