lame

follow or you're fat

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that you cannot qualify for Miss Universe if you are pregnant or have ever been married (x)

[unique-bad-boy]

yea it’s MISS universe

[imposterogers]

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

[imposterogers]

visual evidence

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

female dogs barking at mailwomen is always so upsetting to me like...now more than ever, shouldnt women be working together?

[boimgfrog]

looking through my notes app bcos sometimes i write creative ideas in there and

what does this mean

[ceekari]

that's descriptive alright. perplexing, but descriptive

[tvdinner1]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[feministism]

[lesbianshepard]

one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

[witherbloom]

[hollowboobtheory]

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

[guccixcucci]

Blaming random African aunties just feeding their families and not the billionaires literally setting the world on fire sure is something

[guccixcucci]

Yeah alright

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[memeuplift]

[ruinedchildhood]

[slopaganda]

re: recent dash topic, it's worth noting that for 40 years the united states refused to sign the united nations convention on genocide in part because of fears that it would be used against the us for its treatment of black americans.

in fact one of the very first petitions brought to the un after the convention was enacted was by a civil rights group accusing the us of genocide against black americans. to dismiss the use of the term genocide in this context as "hyperbolic" is to ignore literal decades of historical precedence.

[valtsv]

youre not the girlboss of me

[a-fools-stone]

I want a divorce, you're a terrible malewife

[valtsv]

fine. im keeping the gate though.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

What gate?

[funnytwittertweets]

[youfitinmypoem]

truly makes me sick and angry that Africa so far has only been able to vaccinate 1% of the whole continent’s population bc the whole western world is herding vaccines and wont share the patent with poor countries, so much for black lives matter 

[youfitinmypoem]

my fellow EU citizens here’s a link to a petition bc it’s more than time that we suspend the covid vaccine patents so that every country can afford the vaccines!!!!