ken.

heavy is the head that wears the jester hat :: 22 :: any pronouns

[universalidiiot]

not enough trans people are naming themselves after comic book characters, fuck you mean we got 37 million Jays and Kais and Ashs and not a single Peter, Clark, or Bruce in sight?

[vmprlover418]

what if the z-team thought robert had seduction powers but he’s literally just a guy

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

Let’s goooooooo

[keroa]

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

[universalidiiot]

happy 11th anniversary to my favorite form of brainrot

[universalidiiot]

12th anniversary!!! give it up for the 12th anniversary!!!🎉🎉🎉

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

😔 it’s march 😔

[kuhuchan]

Baby it’s March🤡

[crowbone]

[universalidiiot]

my favorite thing about Arcane is that, canonically, both Jayce and Viktor are terrible liars. the only difference is, when caught, Jayce immediately gives in while Viktor immediately doubles down.

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[charlesoberonn]

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

And naturally this is how I learned Jimmy Carter died while I was at work.

[charlesoberonn]

Happy to be of service

[animentality]

[french-toast-enjoyer]

being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded

[universalidiiot]

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Posting this so hopefully this gains traction ^^^

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[universalidiiot]

welcome back spongebob

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

They’re trying to do settler colonialism with the afterlife

[justanotherfilthyshipper]

wasn't this a plot from the dark ages???? like churchess selling tickets and tokens that garantees you a place in heaven. Wasn't the protestant thing all about how about we not do that?? I'm pretty sure there is at least three christians movies all about how people who does this are doing wrong

isn't there like.... a passage on the actual bible explicitly saying "don't do that shit"

[renee-niles]

Indulgences were more "pay the Church to absolve you without requiring you to actually change your behavior or complete penance," I think.