βΉβΛβ§οΈ΅βΏβΰ¨α° hii junkie α°ΰ§ββΏοΈ΅β§ΛββΉ
tw: junkie himbo artist x frat jason todd, drugs, weed, sex, smut, male reader(supposed to be but i'll still use 'you' for reader), mlm, writing mostly from jason's pov, college au, talk of head(you giving), caretaker jason, fic for more humor than anything else, one shot fic.
this..fucking...asshole...
takeout lying on the coffee table like it lived there and paid rent, paint somehow on the ceiling, and you. high off your mind giggling while you stared off into who knows what.
he hissed, before his anger turned into amusement as you just gave a thumbs up.
but..his junkie. somehow jay had gotten the short end of the stick when it came to a dormie. the dude so high off his ass that people didn't know if he was just high or brain dead.
and the things you did made jason feel like he was already growing greys in his hair. cleaning up? something that never ran through that foggy mind of yours.
didn't help that somehow..somehow, you managed to cock block him every single time he brought someone over. EVERY ONE.
he sighed, running a hand down his face before back up into his hair.
"alright alright..we can do this." i can do this. just clean up this biohazard of a living room.
"heyyy jayy!~" his eyes snapped to you. gosh that stupid voice of yours made him want to strangle you and kiss you breathless.
"what do you want hughie the hippy?"
you grumbled, slowly shifting onto your stomach with all the grace of a cat that didn't know it's own body.
"mn...theres a tent in your pants, handsome." you purred.
yeah of course there was. because he was dealing with you.
the stupid dude that somehow always has his hands covered in paint, yet was still hot. that was you. an eye candy for the eyes but a fucking train wreak with legs and a mouth that didn't know when to shut up.
"afternoon head sounds nice" you whined. making jason sigh. "you suck at head."
that was a lie. one even you could figure out even in your current state.
you knew how to play him like jason was made to be played. he remembers your tongue better than he remembers the hell he even had for breakfast.
you'd have him whimpering and running hands through those locks while you muttered bout shit that didn't even make sense.
"i can handle it, dickwad." jay added on.
he stared, debating it for a second until he sees the joints burned into the carpet. right. that.
"how high are you?" he asked. the question sounding dumb even to jay. jason watched, watching as he could literally see your mind take the steps to understand his four words.
oh he was going to strangle you.
((no hate to junkies, i just really like a fwb junkie reader x frat boy jay. i also wanted to do a eddie mud x caretaker loser boy reader. but me and stranger things don't work well..
so we ball with comics. atlas out!!!))
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