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nunjournal

we would be so lost without garlic

amelyyzachocolady

mending-magpie

My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

redscharlach

Both a timeless question and probably the most profound piece of cheese-themed poetry ever

justsomeguycore

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

justsomeguycore

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

deadpanwalking

Could you give us 5 books to read after you’re 30? All anyone online wants to talk about are the books to read before.

Do not answer this, but whoooo the fuck is talking about books that way? What's the meaningful difference between the shit you can read at 28 and the shit you can read at 32? Man, it reeks of Reese Witherspoon's book club, I cannot sanction this buffoonery. Anyway, here goes:

Book That You Never Got Around To Reading by That Author You Enjoy

Favorite Author's Favorite Book by Your Favorite Author's Favorite Author

Book of Collected Short Stories by Author of That One Short Story From English Class That Changed Your Whole Shit in High School

Book That Looks Good by Author You've Never Heard Of

Book You Are Intimidated By by Author Who Had No Vested Interest in Your Self-Esteem When They Wrote It

elfwreck

Finished those, and looking for more?

Book That Won an Award You Have Never Heard Of, by Some Author You Have Also Never Heard Of

First Book in Series Everyone Was Talking About When You Were in School, by That Author Who Has Written a Zillion Things But You Haven't Read Any of Them Because You Don't Know Where To Start

New Translation of Ancient Classic, by Some Damn Feminist Who Is Trying to Undermine All of Academia, According to Men on Reddit

Autobiography of Celebrity You Like, by Probably a Ghostwriter Pretending to Be Celebrity You Like

Book on Topic You Adored When You Were Ten, by Author Who Is an Expert on That Topic

chaotic-archaeologist

I would add one more, very similar to #3 in the first batch: Book That You Read A While Ago and Still Think About a Lot, by Your Favorite Author.

Rereading still totally counts as reading! Go say hi to a book that feels like an old friend. Even if you've grown apart, it's still a worthwhile exercise.

caleohateclub

new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

brattylikestoeat

paperjoshi

did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??

venusrrvelez

Yes. Yes he did.

fdelopera

At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao

exhuastedpigeon

If I have to see one more “we survived him before we can do it again” post I’m going to scream.

So many people didn’t. So many more people are going to die. Women are going to bleed out in parking lots because doctors are scared to give them the abortion they need. Migrates are going to die in detention centers. Kids are going to have their parents ripped away in mass deportations. Potentially millions of people are going to lose their healthcare.

Yes, we keep fighting, but don’t say we survived before. A lot of people didn’t.

rimonoroni

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

rimonoroni

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

rimonoroni

it has been like. two days

animentality

unclefather

trans-seraphim

incredibly necessary context

lost-where-the-forest-would-grow

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

daovihi

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

ieee-official

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

yoneda-emma

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

maladaptations

amateur-artist

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

great-and-small

A manatee rescue that I follow responded to a call about a female manatee with two calves because one of her babies had been injured by a boat strike. The entire family was temporarily relocated from the wild into a wildlife rehab facility for the injured male calf to undergo treatment. While there, vets noted the female calf was significantly larger than the little injured male. They did genetic testing and determined that big sister calf actually wasn’t related to the other two manatees at all! She was in fact an orphan calf that the adult manatee had found and taken in to care for right alongside her own little one.

Wild to think this manatee calf was literally adopted and nobody would have ever known if it weren’t for random coincidence and human curiosity. Every animal that you cross paths with in life has a fascinating personal story that you’ll only ever catch a glimpse of (if you’re lucky).

great-and-small