incorrect NCT quotes

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[cumyongie]

Sungchan: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Eunseok: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

[cumyongie]

Haechan: I'll be right behind you.

Renjun: Only to look at Mark's ass.

Haechan:

Renjun:

Mark:

Haechan:...not gonna lie.

[cumyongie]

Computer: enter password

Jaehyun: mypulloutgame

Computer: password weak

All of his 19 kids looking at him: Dad why are you crying?

[cumyongie]

This is like 21 kids now

[cumyongie]

Then it went to 18 kids and now it's at 23 kids

[cumyongie]

Now it's 24 kids

[cumyongie]

Computer: enter password

Jaehyun: mypulloutgame

Computer: password weak

All of his 19 kids looking at him: Dad why are you crying?

[cumyongie]

This is like 21 kids now

[cumyongie]

Then it went to 18 kids and now it's at 23 kids

[cumyongie]

Sion: First impressions are very important.

Yushi: *remembers that he used Papago to ask Sion to order him cheese balls in their first interaction*

Yushi: And yet you befriended me anyway.

[cumyongie]

Mark: You are grounded for...

Mark: For till college!

Jisung: For till college??

Mark: For till college!!

[cumyongie]

Wonbin: Where did you get this?

Sion: From your computer.

Wonbin: You hacked into my computer? How did you get the password?

Sion & Yushi in unison: *deadpan* It's Jung Wonbin.

[cumyongie]

Ryo: You're toast!

Sakuya: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?

[cumyongie]

Computer: enter password

Jaehyun: mypulloutgame

Computer: password weak

All of his 19 kids looking at him: Dad why are you crying?

[cumyongie]

This is like 21 kids now

[cumyongie]

Then it went to 18 kids and now it's at 23 kids

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, scolding: You're either lying or stupid!

Mark, panicking: I'm stupid I'm stupid!

[cumyongie]

Taeyong meeting Doyoung for the first time: Oh you have to meet Jaehyunnie he's my little baby he's so cute he'll be here soon I can't wait for you to meet him he's the sweetest-

Doyoung:

[cumyongie]

127 talking about the weather:

Taeyong, unprompted: Jaehyun looks really handsome today.

127: ... Aight.

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, thinking: how to make everything about jaehyun

Jaehyun, to NCTzens: did you guys enjoy our performance today?

Taeyong: yeah you were hot af

[cumyongie]

Johnny: Dom or sub?

Taeyong: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category though?

Johnny: ...

Yuta: I'm gonna tell him.

Taeyong: ???

Jaehyun: Don't you fucking dare.

[xxoyhxx]

Jaehyun: I don't want to ruin our friendship,but I'd actually like to touch your ass.

Taeyong: Ruin it.

[whatthefluteman]

Jaehyun: Truth or dare?

Taeyong: Truth

Jaehyun: I dare you to kiss me

Taeyong: *kisses Jaehyun*

Doyoung: He didn't even choose dare!?!?

[rekaszabo]

Incorrect NCT quotes #100

Taeyong: *falls down stairs*

Jaehyun: *catches him* I think you just

Jaehyun: fell for me

Taeyong, blushing: Put me down