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hopeless romantic

[unlitcandle]

just sayin i'm alive but i'm gonna stay on hiatus for a while :)

[unlitcandle]

it's halloween season babeyyyyyyyyyy >:)

[wb-time]

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[ethanrayne]

there are SO MANY cute little details in this

[that-g3-obsessive]

So I was looking for the full version of this video cause i always get sad when this one cuts off the ending and–

not only has the original creator made an HD version,

they also made a reanimated “deluxe” version! with even more cute easter eggs! 

[kameratar]

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

[gee-whatsgoingonhere]

happy birthday bisexuals

[bloodstainedbutch]

@moondrop-jellyfish

[i-mist-you]

>:)

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

By the lamp

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Or on a cloth

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

There’s nothing sweeter

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

[mango-dolphin]

you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[sarcasticmudkip]

[egberts]

just got a weighted blanket fellas, i’ll keep you updated

[egberts]

update 1: heabvy

[egberts]

update 2: confy

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time

AUGUST 5th, 2021

11 pm Central Time (US)          10 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!

Event Time Announcer - Log off protest 2021

Event Time Announcer shows time for Log off protest 2021 in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, August 6, 2021 a

[wrenhyperfixates]

As much as I hate to say this because this hellsite is a big part of my life, I think we should all participate in this. And you know what, it’s actually because this hellsite means so much to me that I think we should do this. post+ will hurt content creators and possibly shut down tumblr itself (though they’re much better protected than we could ever be). Don’t use post+. Use the link above and find when you should log off to help

[just-ghost-thoughts]

i will parcipitating and not be online from tomorrow evening on until the 7th of august

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

[cantankerouscanuck]

[neofooturism]

the doctor

[vfevermillion]

Tumblr user greenflamestherabbit

[kiddsworld]

My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner

[bashircore]

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

[transmascfrankiero]

the drink of all time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It’s “multi purpose” “industrial strength” but clearly says it’s flavoured sparkling water I’m so confused

[genderfender-fluidbender]

Hey look it's me! 😃

[allieisnothere]

the two genders: drink or cleaner

[campyvillain]

i was at omega mart today and i bought some. it’s a real drink. you can drink this. it almost exploded in my face but it tasted like a fizzy soup so that’s cool

[exceptionerroralex]

ok thats awesome

[butterflypeaflowertea]

WHY DOES HOT TOPIC HAVE A MILITARY DISCOUNT. who returns home after killing people in afghanistan and is like phew now i can get 20% off on my todoroki merch 😌

[ankle-beez]

Normal people on Twitter are having an absolutely normal one over muppet babies letting gonzo wear a dress

[ankle-beez]

The thing about the episode is that it didn't even have an inherently trans meesage? Gonzo wanted to wear a dress to this ball they were having and he was scared he was gonna be made fun of so he disguises himself as Gonzorella so he can wear the dress and then the plot to Cinderella plays out like usual, and all the other muppet babies were like "we love you gonzo, we sorry we made you feel that way, we love you just the way you are"

The moral was literally the same "be yourself" stuff every kids media does, it's just that involves a boy wearing a dress this time

[thefriendlylover]

“Manly muppets”

FOR FU–

[stabbedthrutheeye]

bring back manly muppets? bring back manly muppets? BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING PINNACLE OF MANLINESS TO YOU?

IS THIS MANLET OF A FROG YOUR IDEAL MAN?

AH YES, THIS IS THE EPITOME OF MACHO

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS ISNT A WHOLE FUCKING TWINK

BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS. CHRIST HELP ME

[stabbedthrutheeye]

THIS

ISN’T

EVEN

THE

FIRST

TIME

THE ORIGINAL MUPPET BABIES AIRED IN 1984

[clownboybeebop]

is she trying to argue that gonzo has a dick while he canonically has a fist in his ass

[eepyness]

"Neopronouns are made up!!!" ah yes, made up pronouns, as opposed to the organic, 100% natural she/he/they pronouns, handpicked from the trees

[noofvcks]

Iconic

[noofvcks]

Those kids just know 😭

[nightvale-radio-station]

The moon landing was real, but the information was faked. It was actually a drug deal with extra terrestrial beings. Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, the space dust and rocks brought back are alien drugs.

[gh0stgeneral-deactivated2022112]

[glammedgrey]

Pls ask me stuff

[lukesunbornn]

having online friends is just “i made food does anyone want some” “i’m gonna fight ur dad” “remember that time you made a typo a year ago that we Still remind you of daily” “i know your deepest trauma but not your last name” “here are the random plants i associate you with” “good morning at 9pm” “goodnight at 7am” “my dog says hi” “LMAO NERD. keep talking about obscure anime tho i’m interested” “hey i know you’re asleep right now but this meme made me think of you” “if we were irls we’d Totally be dating by now” “one day when we live together….” “dude i bet i can jump higher than you let’s have a contest Right Now” “i don’t know what this weird school rivalry you have is but i support you!!!!!!” “getting in the car Right Now to give you a hug” “if i eat lunch while you eat dinner it’s basically like we’re eating together” “i am holding your hand as we speak” “i am kissing you on the forehead right now” “here let me braid your hair for you” “i love you” “i love you” “i love you”