oh sweet 70%, those are bedroom eyes

soph / she/her / adult / feel free to request a scan of any magazine i have :) / pfp: marie stone

[sophaeros]

the strokes in conversation with hermione hoby for the guardian, february 2011 (x)

[japaneseaesthetics]

Interior of the House called Ōgiya ca. 1800 Chōkōsai Eishō Japanese

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[disloyalorderofpete]

(Mar 22, 2005)

love doesnt mean a thing if its not leaving us light headed- all my headaches are in my chest for you now.

- petey

[disloyalorderofpete]

(Jul 19, 2005)

wrote you a goodbye note (you just wrote me off) on your arm when you passed out. bestfriends, exfriends- better off as lovers not the other way around. racing through the city in the back of yellow checkered cars. the takeoffs are the worst but the skin from your shoulder to your ear makes it all worth it. and im sorry the way my moods flicker on and off like old light on your porch, but i know you wouldn’t have it any other way. sneaking in your window instead of out. the way you hold a cigarette cause you don’t know what to do with your hands when we are sitting this close. the way the waists of pants feel better at the ankles. the way you always were my best excuse for calling in sick on everyone else. i miss you.

- petey

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[maxxie-or-smth]

i'm not even a top i just want to hurt people

[junkfoodcinemas]

OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

[orangeocelotmartyn]

4c's child-birthing hips?

Michela: No, it really wasn't worth it. Maddy: (voice echoing) Yeah, but 4c's heavy. Michela: Oh. 4c: (voice echoing) Pfft. Well, you don't have to say it to me like that. Maddy: (voice echoing) You-you-you're just. You've got child-birthing hips. What can I-(through laughter) what can I say? Michela: (repeating Maddy) "Child-birthing hips." 4c: (surprised, voice echoing) I do? (Michela laughs) I've never been told that before. Michela: You know, there's a first for everything. Maddy: (voice echoing) I don't think you do, actually. I don't know. I-I've never, I've never-- Michela: (to herself) Fine, we'll just go the easy way. 4c: (voice echoing) What-what changed? Maddy: (through laughter, voice echoing) "What changed?" Yeah, something happened in those last five seconds. Michela: He-he-he-you gave birth. (an explosion goes off, and 4c laughs) Maddy: You-your hips are no longer child-birthing, they were child birthed. 4c: Dangit, I lost--dangit I lost my hips.

4c: (voice echoing) Man, I'm so glad we're climbing with our good friend Maddy Millkberries. (Michela laughs) Maddy: (voice echoing) You-just tell me if you don't enjoy my commentary, and I can-I can fuck off forever. (4c laughs) 4c: (voice echoing) No, no no, it's very good, it-I'm not saying I hate the commentary, I was-(laughs) I was actually just making a joke about you being dead. Maddy: (voice echoing) 4c, you--your hips just got even less child-bearing. Michela: Pfft. For ever mean comment your hips get a little thinner. (she laughs) Maddy: (voice echoing) Yeah. Michela: Hey, technically that's just like waist on thinner, you know? You okay? (she laughs) Maddy: (voice echoing) I'm sorry 4c... 4c: (voice echoing, sadly serious) I'll jump into the fog.

[kisseism]

what if i want my life to be a long conversation with you. what then

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[heavensghost]

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

[tranthony]

grout white shark