ming-hua's eleventh toe

Lily. 21. she/her.

[lilyliv3rs]

based off of this shipping dynamic (and, unfortunately I do not have the source)

[noctuathene]

heres a nice lil headcanon that just popped into my head:

Troy always travels with an apple scented candle. You can guess why. The entire team knows this- they have, of course, teased the shit out of him for it but they also all think it's sweet.

Once, it got broken and Troy was so upset, and while he was being upset about it, whoever he was rooming with (in my heart this was Wyatt) had already started operation Save Troy's Candle and gotten the rest of the team in on it.

Within the hour, someone had gone to the nearest craft supply store they could find to get a new container to put it in, the candle had been strategically smuggled out of Troy's room, and they were all crammed into someone else's room with the candle, the new container, a hairdryer, and a mission.

A short time later, the candle was safely in its new container and once it had cooled back down (they had to warm the wax on the bottom and sides to get it to fit and stay in its new container), they went as a whole ass team back to Troy's room to give him his now fixed candle.

He cried.

[shrekhollander]

Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[in-the-hollanov-trenches]

You know how little kids think their teachers live at school? Little Shane thought his peewee hockey coach lived at the rink and he was sooooo jealous. Always angry kitten after practice when he had to go home and the coach got to STAY

[toskarin]

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

[omni-rhombus]

Lemme look something up...

[omni-rhombus]

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

[captain-price-unofficially]

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

[foone]

[dumbass-writer]

I know in my heart of hearts that myshane doesn’t give a fuck about soccer but he’s oddly friends with a large amount of players across the world and most are playing in the World Cup on diff teams so he tunes in to watch them and chirps them about their playing and sending congratulations/affirmations depending on the outcome of each match but the funniest thing to me is that this World Cup is currently after hollanov comes out so all of these world famous players come together to hold up cards that say “fuck the metros, hi Shane 💗” and Ilya (who also doesnt care about soccer but is watching because Cliff does) is losing his fucking mind because he’s putting together the pieces on why Shane said he was going to visit a few buddies and this mf is in the stands on tv dapping up people on each side of the match

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[lanametlinum]

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

[vhen-harel]

[jellolegos]

one last lil rhaenyra w a sword sketch for this week

[jellolegos]

wanted to do a little refresh with her canon armour!

[penandinkprincess]

listen realistically winnie wouldn't be going to the club, but i do have a fucking EXTREMELY funny mental image of winnie waiting patiently at the table in a lie down only to !!! i smell liver treat person!!! it's been MONTHS!! and he's HERE!!!

it is the one (1) time winnie ever disregards the professionalism of her harness and starts searching the club because it's her guy!! she hasn't been able to say hi to her guy in FOREVER!!

just fucking CACKLING about ilya trying to grind up on this girl to hopefully make shane jealous only for a BIG ASS malamute to suddenly just :D :P hi!! hi you!! hi person!!! :D :P :P :P :P paws on his shoulders and licking the FUCK out of his face.

and now his efforts at looking sexy are RUINED, and he's also kind of alarmed because winnie is still in her Work Clothes, so he's wondering if something happened to shane and she came to get him as someone who might be able to help.

so now he has to just tell the girl bye over his shoulder and try to get winnie to take him to shane because he can figure their shit out later if shane isn't okay, and-

and now the first time they come face to face in months is shane looking for winnie while freaking out that someone stole his dog and ilya worried that shane is hypoglycemic and needs help, and there's a moment of just. looking at each other.

[penandinkprincess]

she's SUCH a good girl okay!! she's such a good girl!! she has done her job so well!!! but she has seen her guy multiple times now!! and he's never said hi afterwards!! for why!!! doesn't he want to see her!!!! that's her buddy!!!! she doesn't say hi in the arena because she's on the job and shane holds her leash extra-tight right now for some reason whenever their guy is around! but she misses him!!! he doesn't give her treats or ear scritches or belly rubs or her liver treats!! for why!! say hi to her!!!

[apoisondartfrog]

their internal thoughts in that one scene:

david hollander: oh shit i wasn’t supposed to see that. i have invaded his space and seen something he didn’t want known. he was hiding away in the cabin with a man. because he wasn’t ready to come out yet. he didn’t want us to know and now i know. wait that’s rozanov! what the fuck is he doing with rozanov? oh no that felt judgy of me. hold on am i being homophobic right now? i’m intruding and it was a secret and - fuck i just outed my son. what if I just run. what if i signal that i didn’t see anything by simply dashing out the door. shane i promise i didn’t see anything. fuck yuna help i fucked it all up.

shane: oh man my dad’s not happy i’m gay.

ilya: oh fuck he saw me grab his ass.

[egberts]

people 👥️️👥️️ who are anti-emoji 🚫❌️ piss me off 😡🤬😤 they made little pictures 🤏🖼 to help us convey our emotions in text 📲📄 and you 😒 wanna act 🎬 like you're above it all? ⬆️❓️⁉️ fuck you buddy 🖕 and fuck your dog too 🖕🐕

[20thcenturystarlet]

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

[thepeelingrenoir]

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[thepeelingrenoir]

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

[sisaloofafump]

This is from 1966 and you can see over a hundred photos on the NYPL digital collections website. It is absolutely gorgeous. These are just a few of my favourites.

Plus Puck's face here:

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that