Spyro the Dragon

I'm bored of the beach, that new adventure can't come soon enough. Rp/Ask blog. Open to any type of fandom and OC friendly.

[unofficially-spyro]

There's gotta be something around here to do. You can only enjoy the beach for so long.

Just expect to get torched if you're a gnorc

(Asks and responses are welcome

Only mainline game not well known is Skylanders but we're neutral on it here. I'm most familiar with the original trilogy and the ps2 games.

If I need to add rules then someone out there fucked up beyond 'just be civil when ooc')

[sm64mario]

Mario has established himself in'a the pantheon of... hm.. something! Something'a! Mario'a up there with the big ones!

[sm64mario]

sure hope diddy kong don'ta beat my score

[unofficially-spyro]

What are those things on the right for?

[hl1-freeman]

I’m a pro at taking fall damage don’t mess with me

[unofficially-spyro]

How do you do that without a dragonfly?

[aperturehrdept-official]

hey have any of y'all here seen a man by the name Freeman?

*looks around and then realizes they aren't in HL*

I should get going and look elsewhere

{ I have seen him fairly recently, though not here.. }

{ Good luck finding ‘em, anyway. }

[hl2-freeman]

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

[unofficially-spyro]

Let's run!

//I had to lol

[hl2-freeman]

( The good news is that Laszlo, Dr. Rosenberg, Dr. Keller, Dr. Cross, Dr. Green and Russel are all back from the dead. )

( The bad news is that you now have either A. Three more bullet wounds than you did in the previous timeline, B. A mild allergy to your own sweat or C. Slightly worse vision than you did in the previous timeline. )

( I haven’t checked which one it is yet. )

Oh is that why I’m so itchy?

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Yeah that’s probably it. )

[unofficially-spyro]

That has to be the worst one to get

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Multiple bullet wounds aren’t? )

[unofficially-spyro]

Ah you can heal from that. But running around and getting itchy from it? That's going to cause worse things to happen.

[hl2-freeman]

Do you think Benadryl still exists

[unofficially-spyro]

What's that?

[hl2-freeman]

( The good news is that Laszlo, Dr. Rosenberg, Dr. Keller, Dr. Cross, Dr. Green and Russel are all back from the dead. )

( The bad news is that you now have either A. Three more bullet wounds than you did in the previous timeline, B. A mild allergy to your own sweat or C. Slightly worse vision than you did in the previous timeline. )

( I haven’t checked which one it is yet. )

Oh is that why I’m so itchy?

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Yeah that’s probably it. )

[unofficially-spyro]

That has to be the worst one to get

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Multiple bullet wounds aren’t? )

[unofficially-spyro]

Ah you can heal from that. But running around and getting itchy from it? That's going to cause worse things to happen.

[hl2-freeman]

( The good news is that Laszlo, Dr. Rosenberg, Dr. Keller, Dr. Cross, Dr. Green and Russel are all back from the dead. )

( The bad news is that you now have either A. Three more bullet wounds than you did in the previous timeline, B. A mild allergy to your own sweat or C. Slightly worse vision than you did in the previous timeline. )

( I haven’t checked which one it is yet. )

Oh is that why I’m so itchy?

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Yeah that’s probably it. )

[unofficially-spyro]

That has to be the worst one to get

[dell-rattmann-official]

// Swear to fucking god (sorry Father) if this half a fast zombie doesn’t stop climbing onto my balcony I’m gonna get my scalpel. This thing doesn’t even have legs. It’s just a mangled torso climbing towards me at Mach fuck every couple of hours. I’ve been having to knock it off the railing with a broomstick cause I’m out of ammo and Grigori said I’m not allowed to talk to Annabelle anymore.

[unofficially-spyro]

That is one determined zombie

[aperturehrdept-official]

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

[unofficially-spyro]

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

[unofficially-spyro]

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

[aperturehrdept-official]

( I haven’t turned into a giant cube, but I’m sure I’ll find a reason to eventually.. )

( Smallest I’ve been so far is about 2 or 3 feet. I turned into a garden gnome and tried to spook @hl2-freeman but I got stuck and he ended up putting me in a rocket and I ended up in deep space. )

[hl2-freeman]

It’s what Gaben would’ve wanted…

[unofficially-spyro]

Haha how'd you manage to get back from space after that?

Also...who's Gaben?

[aperturehrdept-official]

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

[unofficially-spyro]

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

[aperturehrdept-official]

( Sometimes I turn into a storage cube to scare my teammates, works very well on Eli. )

(Eli stifles a laugh)

{ Yeah, yeah shut up Ike. }

( Other than that it’s usually just growing extra arms or changing my size. Largest size on record’s been about 5.2 KM.. )

[unofficially-spyro]

*snorts in amusement*

Did you ever become a giant cube too? Oh! Whats the smallest you've become?

[aperturehrdept-official]

( @rattmann-offical @doomguy-offical @hl2-freeman @male09-offical )

( WE’RE OUT! WE’RE FINALLY- )

( Ah.. The door’s closed. )

[male09-offical]

*i begin rapidly dismantling the door like a Lego set*

[aperturehrdept-official]

( ..what the hell are your hands made out of..? )

[male09-offical]

...the stuff hands are usually made of, which we all know is...?

[barney-calhoun-official]

How the hell are you doing that???

[male09-offical]

I dunno.

[barney-calhoun-official]

What do you mean "I dunno"??? You're doing something that you supposedly have no idea how to do??

[male09-offical]

I brought a toolbox, and I just kinda... Started taking apart the door.

[barney-calhoun-official]

Ah, I see. Now it makes sense.

[aperturehrdept-official]

(a sort of mechanical wheezing noise comes through from the other side of the door, followed by a loud thud.)

( Hang on, did you hear something just now..? )

[barney-calhoun-official]

Yeah, I hear that alright.

[aperturehrdept-official]

{ I’ve just landed.. Is everyone grouped up on the other side? We need to make this quick. }

[aperturehrdept-official]

{ Hello? @doomguy-offical?? @hl2-freeman??? Icarus???? Anyone????? This is time sensitive! The alarms are already blaring over here!! }

[doomguy-offical]

[aperturehrdept-official]

{ Oh good. Mind giving me a hand getting this open? The screwdriver’ll unlock it but it’ll have to be opened manually afterwards. }

(Eli takes his sonic out, aiming at the door.)

[aperturehrdept-official]

(Sparks pour out of either side of the frame, and a loud clunk noise emanates from the locking mechanism..)

[male09-offical]

*i appear from behind Eli, somehow already inside*

Wazzup?

[aperturehrdept-official]

{ Trying to get this damned door open before we get caught. I’d rather leave the poor bastards who run the place alive than have ‘em meet their ends at the hands of @doomguy-offical over here.. }

[doomguy-offical]

Let me just...

[unofficially-spyro]

//OOC pretty sure that just made Doomguy one of Spyro's role models lmao

[aperturehrdept-official]

Are you usually a car or something else? Asking since I met you while you were a vehicle. @unofficially-spyro

( Usually I’m in a (roughly) humanoid shape. Just thought a VW bus would work better for covering distance. )

[unofficially-spyro]

Oh cool! What else do you like being? I've never met a shapeshifter before!

[hl2-freeman]

I’m broke as shit dude

[unofficially-spyro]

You wanna help me beat up moneybags and I'll give you a share of the gems he took from me?

[hl2-freeman]

Sounds like a plan.

[unofficially-spyro]

{And moneybags was never heard from again. Unless he somehow survives to see the next game.}

[hl2-freeman]

I’m broke as shit dude

[unofficially-spyro]

You wanna help me beat up moneybags and I'll give you a share of the gems he took from me?

[hl2-freeman]

Bro I think your npc_monk just bit me

[unofficially-spyro]

You're not going to turn into a npc_monk are you?

[hl2-freeman]

I mean I don’t think that’s how it works, but if I start laughing maniacally…

[unofficially-spyro]

I'll miss your non monk self if that does happen

[unofficially-spyro]

I don't know is this too many polygons?

[hl2-freeman]

Bro I think your npc_monk just bit me

[unofficially-spyro]

You're not going to turn into a npc_monk are you?