Pretty Self-hating Machine

Uno. 24. Licensed to ill. Proud creator of shit. So called artist. Little green haired monster. Writer, weeaboo trash, book reader person thing, amateur cosplayer, American history fucker, meme loving fuck, lolita, loser mcloser,part time punk, full time jellyfish, lead singer/guitarist of the imaginary band Dr. Letz Shake.

[arcteris]

he's adjusting pretty well i think

[omegaverse]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[pineapple--cove]

6 AM vs. 11 AM

[dankmemeuniversity]

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ratfuck]

[thefoundationofdecay]

this says a lot about society

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[impaled]

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

[lastvalyrian]

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am

[sandmandaddy69]

[leathered-wayfarer]

@kitsune-kaos​

[infectiondefective]

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

[z-nogyrop]

[infectiondefective]

Thanks

[infectiondefective]

Wait a minute

[guerrillatech]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[isei-silva]

For me and my husband.

[bromine-uvula]

I need this 💲

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Gengar neutral

[bisexualwario]

do you wonder if the five guys who started five guys burgers and fries ever explored each other’s bodies

[nakamorijuan]

ムーン・エターナル・メイク・アップ

[sleepysealion]

Not all dads are super masculine, but they deserve a happy fathers day all the same.