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Raphael saying he’s gonna end the blood war if he gets the crown is like a dude with a Harvard law degree being like I can end the conflict in the Middle East if they just listen to my ideas.

mid-evil-werewolf

*looking my beloved blorbo directly in the eyes* you’re literally dumb as fuck. They’re going to kill you dude

#His ass is not ending the blood war

mid-evil-werewolf

Thinking about how Raphael has a 14 intelligence score, which IS very smart by Normal People standards but NOT so much when compared to the types of Greater Beings he wants to challenge with his whole archdevil supreme crown of karsus scheme.

I love the idea that he talks a lot of shit but in the instance where he does get the crown it continues to not go according to his perfect little plan. Cus why would it, it literally has never gone well for anybody else so why would it go well for him. The balance of the multiverse is so delicate and precarious & here comes captain wow coming in thinking he can be king dick of shit mountain and end the blood war with an intelligence score of 14 and not completely fuck everything up. Get real dog. Asmodeus is gonna be so pissed at you.

mid-evil-werewolf

Ur gonna end the blood war? What are you gonna do, tell Demogorgon to stop? Get real

#GET REALLLLL he’s soooooooo. Interesting #rip raphael you would’ve loved charli xcx