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Dan, 21

[kaijuno]

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

[k-eke]

The bread attraction

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when u log tf in

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

The wait was so so worth it

[insertepithethere]

This changed me as a person

[submitabug]

I mean, she’s not wrong.

[glittergluekintsugi]

This screenshot has a threatening aura

[mistocho]

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

[4gifs]

[grawly]

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

[mcnerds]

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

[solluxisms]

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

[ourjacketsworkjustlikeparachutes]

Lindsay Lohans band in freaky Friday kicked fucking ass….

[meanplastic]

[almightybob]

[fakehistory]

American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)

[slowspinningredemption]

i’m trembling in the presence of all these scholars

[soup-erb]

[soup-erb]

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[toothmuncher3000]

A podcast: *exists*

Blue Apron: