Your Future Overlord

Dom. Chile. I post what I want.

[niemand09]

[lemons-are-for-vodka]

[bi-any-chance]

I was like “why that face as a reaction?” And then I proceeded to make that exact face

[zukosgay]

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

[zukosgay]

this shit absolutely sends me

[acciowine]

[sapphicambitions]

Some of y’all don’t seem to understand that you can respect a character’s complexity and recognize them as well written, and still not like them. And not like them for no other reason than they are just not your cup of tea. Like you can see a character and think “wow this character has come so far and is extremely well developed. This is a powerful, intelligent, strong, character who has both relatable flaws and redeeming good qualities. They have a deep effect on the plot line and the other characters and the story would not be the same with out them. I’m so glad a character like this exists for people to relate to and love on. But damn, they annoy the shit out of me.”

[dongphuongbachvan]

My Jarvis and Tony pendant

My Jarvis pendant, made of silver, gold plated, with Citrine stones. And my friend Tony pendant, made of silver, with Topaz stones.

Tony pendant: ‘Proof that Tony Stark Has a Heart’

Jarvis pendant: ‘For you, Sir. Always’

[perseannabeth]

me @ AO3

[itsthatunique]

                                                        “You can rest now.”                                           Tony Stark, I love you 3000  [2008-2019] 

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Peter: Mr Stark, what is the phobia of chainsaws called?                

Tony: Common sense.

[ginaonline]

Peter : I’M CALLING MY FATHER !

Flash : You don’t HAVE a father.

Tony, showing up 5 seconds later, blasting through the wall : The fuck did you say you little shit

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

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[lukecastellan]

game of thrones as the real housewives of westeros

[starkwest-deactivated20220727]

“Tony Stark ‘not recommended’ ”

Everyone watching on t.v. everyone in the street and every person on the helicarrier bridge watched Tony fly that nuke through the portal and every single last one of them cheered when he disappeared from view….except Nick Fury.

For someone who wasn’t recommended, Fury calls on Tony a lot. Nick had told Tony about the Avengers Initiative years earlier. It was Tony they sent in to talk to Ross. It’s Tony whom Fury immediately calls for when the carriers engines go down and it’s Tony that Fury calls for when the nuke is fired. And each and every time, Tony responds instantly.

Nick would have been in his early twenties when Tony was born. Shield would definitely have had Howard Stark’s only child under surveillance, especially when Tony presented with a genius intellect and Nick when he joined Shield, would have had access to those files.. It is no coincidence that Shield just up and had a form of an antidote when Tony had palladium poisoning.  This was Shield protecting a future asset. So Fury would have watched as Tony grew up. Watched as he lost his parents, as he forged his own path in the business world, been fully briefed on Tony’s kidnapping. There may be exasperation with Tony but there is respect and a certain fondness too. Fury is smirking with a definite ‘oh my god, this boy’ in the donut shop and he steps up and in between Cap and Tony when Cap gets in Tony’s space and tells him to ‘put on the suit’. He knows how Tony will react to a challenge. Fury’s been watching video of Tony since his birth. He knows this man. 

When he tells Tony that the nuke has been fired Fury knows, he knows exactly what Tony will do. He knows that he is sending this man, this man he has watched grow from a child, to his certain death. 

So while Shield, the WSC, the people of Manhattan and the rest of the country are celebrating, Fury is mourning. This isn’t the first time Fury has ‘lost a soldier’ and Tony isn’t a soldier but Fury knows he has just lost a good man who had the heart, courage and potential to be one of his best assets. A leader in his fledgling team.

He knows you don’t recommend someone to become a hero, it’s something they simply inherently are.

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[mercurialbi]

Live At Wembley Stadium, 1986

[jennifers-brain]

[dojacat]

[bigendering]

remember animals don’t gender you, so they don’t misgender you. You will always be accepted by your pets

also remember the story of the trans guy whose cat started meowing deeper to match his voice as he was on hrt

[thy-lovelylionheart]

I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died from practicing celibacy. And 99% of the time that I see sex being called a need, it’s to justify cheating.

So can we please stop disillusioning ourselves and stop calling sex a need

[whataterribleidea-doit-deactiva]

It’s also used to justify coercing long term partners into having sex they don’t want because they frame it as a need that partners are required to provide

[queen-of-apricity]

If you don’t want to have sex, don’t fall for this shit. They have a hand, they can buy toys, hell they could even ask for an open relationship.

[wecanalldobetter]

At no point or in any capacity is another person entitled to your body

[toxicreverie]

AT NO POINT OR IN ANY CAPACITY IS ANOTHER PERSON ENTITLED TO YOUR BODY

Thank you this is exactly how this should be reframed whenever this argument comes up in conversation or discussion

[stimman4000]

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[bundibird]

W H A T

[malinasmoothie]

W H A T

[damn-shawty]

W H A T

[hoardofhyperfixations]

W H A T

[tisfan]

wow