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If you support MAGA/trump or are a part of political movements that directly effect the lives and rights of others around you get the fuck off my page

jordanbolton

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

zoesupreme

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

theprofessional-amateur

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

#my comet partner and I #they are like #restaurant cook talented #and I’m a clumsy lil guy #so I vibe until I’m asked to help

dogpuppy

liefdesbriefjes

after being mutuals for a certain time tumblr should give you a coupon for a free trip to hang out with them

theunsubtleknife

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

#also fruit #I thought I craved fruit as a kid/teen #nah fresh fruit hits different as an adult

idioticteen

listening to your favorite band with your friend

enki2

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

ozempicofficial

shop5

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

lost-and-kinda-dumb

trans men are underrepresented, but if you start blaming trans women for that you should put a toothpick under your toenail and kick an anvil.

murderousink23

07/03/2026 is National Chocolate Wafers Day 🇺🇸, National Eat Your Beans Day 🫘 🇺🇸, National Crown Day 🇺🇸, National Stay Out of the Sun Day ☀️🇺🇸

unsoldvangogh

Ironic with everything going on how July 3rd of all days is National Crown Day in the United States.

Also National Stay Out of the Sun Day……. Here’s hoping a certain geriatric Penis Potato sticks to his Dementia ridden guns and makes that record long speech in record high D.C. heat.