[ozempicofficial]

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[forever90s]

[thagoodthings]

WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU

[crispylavalamplamb]

Honestly I always crack up when I see this video

[salafistallion]

[animatedtext]

[everythingstarstuff]

[animations-daily]

Aren’t you just as pretty as a Magnolia in May.

The Princess and The Frog 2009 | John Musker, Ron Clements

[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[floralls]

by  Trevor Anderson

[liquidstar]

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

[liquidstar]

   j,jm,               ‘[pkot orley, gt+

[beebugger]

He’s speaking…

[susiethemoderator]

Wishing every one who celebrates…

A VERY HAPPY EASTER (:

- ReverseRacism

[unoriginal-gemini-blog]

Why Jesus got Brazilian bundles?

[susiethemoderator]

You really think The Son of God himself would be out in these Nazareth streets without the freshest installment??

Don’t play ya self. Matthew 20:28 “For the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve…”

[lastqueenofmars-is-thugassduck]

he did NOT buy that on a carpenter’s salary ffs jesus whose ya suga daddy???

[susiethemoderator]

Sugar Daddy?? What Sugar Daddy?

Sis, if he can turn water into wine… he can turn Synthetic Yaki into Malaysian Remy no prollem👏🏽

[profeminist]

Tweet 1 source | Tweet 2 source

[tanoraqui]

I am genuinely unclear on why a school shooting victim would relevant to the business of the Centers for Disease Control

[returnofismasm]

@tanoraqui There is a law that prevents the CDC from studying gun violence.  It’s the NRA’s fault, like so many things, they keep blocking attempts to get the law repealed.  

[tanoraqui]

Oh! Thank you.

[nyahgust]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Don’t call me out like this

[migueltriano]

Nuria. Barcelona ´18

[whoismitski-deactivated20190304]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Before u leave the house

[toastbutteregg]