[meanplastic]

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag

[oldmoonstoners-deactivated20161]

tear my panties apart not my heart

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

We..as a community should go t bed

[brbjellyfishing]

[theironman]

[thebabyanimals]

[trashpits]

who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u

[scarfulhu]

but they aren’t meant to exit the meat

[kingpinnn]

Black woman Slaying the guitar.

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

She better than Miyavi

[tittytaytay]

her overhand chording skills are legendary, jesus

[icecream-eaterrr]

So much talent

[marqweabyss]

But are we going to pretend her left hand was not doing the electric slide, harlem shake, heel toe, crip walk, jump in jump out turn your self around, the moon walk and the back of her hand!!???!!!?? This lady is magic! #BlackGirlsRock

[ourambwrelationship]

[hoodoodyke]

Me @ first pic: Oh!

Me @ second pic: OH.

[milas-universe]

😍😍😍

[shopjeen]

[unsureful]

The future is now

[unsureful]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[yeahbutgirls-deactivated2019102]

Clexa Chat-Up Edits (23/?)

[tidepooling]

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

[legalmexican]

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

[swordarmsaxelegs]

The ride home takes less time because you already have memories of the locations you passed on the way there. When you take in a new memory your brains “slows down” to process it and write as much information as possible. When you’ve already experienced something it doesn’t have as much to remember.

[anmesiac]

wait so is time essentially an illusion??

[swordarmsaxelegs]

Yes.

[weloveshortvideos]

When Grandpa decides to teach the youth of today a lesson…

[pnklapis]

Am I funny yet

[pnklapis]

Why is this making a comeback