Unus Annus Anonymous

You remember it, we confirm it..-Ish.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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[fuzipenguin]

Ok, cThulU though 😂

[saiborg224]

HEHEHE

[theblackdragon-studios]

It’s back! On my dash! Once again!

[bluejay-bitch-in-the-treetops]

does it work with hoodies?

do ya wanna have a bad time?

eeAH-

[necrotic-nightshade]

IT GOT BETTER

[raisansgrapeon]

Legendary.

[madiesunny]

King of Five Nights at Freddy’s?

Nah...

I only know King of Food Reviews

[spaceyshenanigans]

Markiplier Food Reviews TM are the only food reviews I trust at this point. Mark has no brain to mouth filter so you know what he’s saying HAS to be accurate.

[hausofhaus-deactivated20220511]

I heard you’ve been watching Unus Annus re-upload channels...

You must face the consequences...

You’ve danced your last Italy, fucker.

[taquito]

how the fuck do fish breathe

[hotvampireadjacent]

[orbitingplanetbee]

Mark’s community helps him take on big corporations and I think that’s hilariously lovely like wow, imagine telling Del Monte they’re dead to you and having 27.6 million people nod their head in agreement. or telling Green Giant to sponsor you (or else) and having 27.6 million people tweet at the company telling them to sponsor you (or else).

[0nebulae0]

im p sure del monte will actually die in a few months all bc of this chaotic man

[orbitingplanetbee]

Mark:

[the-inevitability-of-death]

How Amy thought life in the Nelson-Fischbach household post unus annus would be: peaceful, quiet, Mark works in his office, Ethan comes by every once in a while, the backyard is clean, the kitchen and dining room are no longer covered in sex toys and camera equipment

How life in the Nelson-Fischbach household actually is post UA: chaos, there are hundreds of canned vegetables scattered throughout the downstairs, Mark regularly shuts himself in an empty closet and screams for an hour, neighbors are blinded by a large flashlight that Mark paid $600 for, Ethan hasn't been by in a week, Mark is losing his mind

[orbitingplanetbee]

he knows how beautiful he is and actually that’s really great I’m proud of him

[orbitingplanetbee]

[cavemanmark]

“I’m sorry Del Monte…it’s just not working.”

Del Monte looked shocked. Their eyes filled with corn water tears.

“But—” “Shhh,” Mark interrupted, bringing a finger up and placing it on their canned lips for a moment. “It’s always give and give and give for me. You never do anything in return and that’s not fair.”

In the middle of speaking his throat started aching and tears now formed in the corn(er) of his eyes. He swallowed and tried to regain his composure.

“I can be better,” Del Monte said as they looked up at him pleadingly, “I can do be—”

Mark interrupted them again.

“No…no…It’s too late for that.” He sighed, wiping a stray tear that had fallen down his cheek.

“Too late.” He repeated. And with that, he walked away from Del Monte. The Jolly Green Giant waved discreetly at Mark in the distance, but Del Monte saw it from the corner their eye and then the dam burst.

Full of regret from losing him to Green Giant, of all brands, and leaking corn everywhere; they watched Mark walk away. Now they were left all alone in the shadows with only shame to their name.

[thief-anon]

@markiplier

[eskiworks]

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[furry-scientist-deactivated2017]

[eskiworks]

You messed up

[spaceyshenanigans]

Unus Annus walked so that a feral Markiplier could sprint at terrified brands.

[ambrosiadreamer]

i want to make darkiplier edits of only weird/cursed photos of mark

[orbitingplanetbee]

[ambrosiadreamer]

this took years off my lifespan

thank you

[thief-anon]

screw you delmonte

[orbitingplanetbee]

@ambrosiadreamer I can’t wait for people to ask who the fuck is that and why the fuck is that dhsjdjfg

[solarsmith49]

I love that this is how the ghost of Unus Annus lives on, with the music and Amy’s comments from the other room and that hourglass display behind Mark pouring corn in a sour patch kids glass and chugging it while staring into the camera

[spaceyshenanigans]

The place I work at used to be able to pull $8000 of profit in a single hour on a regular day, and now they struggle to make even that much in revenue in a whole day’s operation. They have to close again because of Covid, only now they aren’t sure if they’ll be able to reopen next year. Looks like I’m gonna be job hunting again 🙃