Unwinding Dreams

i based my personality off of juno macguff

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i feel like big joel and dr. phil are cosmically connected, doomed to meet in every universe to duke it out over insane multiverse battles

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I fucking hate Hamilton I fucking hate hiv aids living I fucking hate hatsune miku binder suicide suicide suicide

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how come it’s perfectly socially acceptable to lust for a man with glasses but as soon as you want to fuck an amputee you’re like insane or something. when did having glasses become the sexiest disability

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i'm stuck in this weird predicament where i'm way too good for any man and not good enough for any woman. to men i'm like the supermodel equivalent of their mother, unattainable and ready to be mentally, sexually, and emotionally ravaged. to women i'm like the gay equivalent of a grotesque ugly baby with colic and no ability to self reflect. like a pubescent teenage boy, basically. and no one wants to make sweet sweet love to that person, or take that person out to a nice dinner

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found the following list in my laptop's sticky notes from 2020

Fifty Shades of Grey Fifty Shades Darker Fifty Shades Freed Fifty Shades: Captured Again Fifty Shades of Grey with a Blue-Green Hue Fifty Shades Slightly Lighter Fifty Shades of Green Fifty Shades: The VantaBlack Affair Fifty Shades of Plaid About Seven or So Varying Shades of Every Color of the Rainbow

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[fishing-princess]

[shatterdomerockstar]

This is actually what killed lindsey graham

Everyone say thank you Vivian Wilson 💚

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bob of the desert

[liberalsarecool]

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

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I want to get rich enough to be a horse

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isn’t it amazing how quickly your brain wipes away the memory of what bra you wore today. that feels like information that would be beneficial to have. for logging purposes

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my goal in life is to no longer have to participate in sonic the hedgehog-adjacent spaces

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my internalized misogyny has become externalized misandry

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my gay awakenings

poppy from queen bee (the choices mobile game)

the only woman you could romance in the very first season of love island (the mobile game)

im sensing a pattern here

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every time I find another reddit for some obscure subject I just know it’s 99% people making one-off post and one autistic man, sitting there, vibrating, because he spends his entire life here