UpChucked

Welcome to shitpost central, this is your conductor speaking. Prepare yourself for shitty memes, terrible anime, Animal Crossing, and literally anything else I can think of. Have a nice stay!

[fox-with-five-iiiiis]

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[clobertina]

No way bro I need sleep so bad I thought he was surrounded by Taco Bell burritos 🤦‍♀️...

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[sepulchretide]

my favorite thing to learn about regular show is one of the showrunners stating "Yeah, CN let us kill anyone we wanted on-screen, just as long as they exploded."

[mabeltanaka]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[adorkastock]

Here's some AdorkaStock Valentines for you to fill out or reference for your own designs! ♥

[riocinn]

good afternoon tumblr nation

[parkchanwoohoo]

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

[parkchanwoohoo]

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

[illuvial-dreams]

Jerry: Why could you possibly need glasses for sex??

Kramer: I gotta see, don't I?!

George:

[owldude]

Visit Original Link

phineas and ferb but everything is ambiguous and mundane

[databent]

im sorry but this is SO funny and i was jsut OVERCOME with a need to transcribe it

theres a hundred and four days of summer vacation

and school comes along just to end it

so the annual problem for our generation

is finding a good way to spend it

like maybe

building

fighting

climbing

discovering somethin’

or a shower

surfin’

creating

locating frank

finding a bird

painting

and driving

as you can see theres stuff

gonna do it

gonna do it

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

His smile is so radiant

[everydaywomble]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! the thing. ❄️🌨️🗻🗻🚁🚁🔫🐕🐾🐾🏘️🧍🧍🐕‍🦺🐶🧍🧍🏘️🚁🤠🇳🇴💀🥀🧊🧊🚁🔪🛌🐕🏠🐕🐕🐕🛑🧠🫀🫁👁️🦴🦷🦠🔥🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🎒🌨️❄️✋🧎✋🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🔥🔥🚙🧍🧍🐕🪓🚁🪓📻📻🪓🩸🅰️🅾️🆎🅱️🛋️ 🩸🩸🕶️🔫🧑‍🔬🔥🔥💉❄️❄️👖❄️❄️🧨🧨🫀☠️💪💪👄🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥👤🕷️😧🔥🔥🪢🩸🧵🪡😎👍🌿😮🩸🩸🩸👁️🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🕶️⚰️☠️🔥🧊❄️🌨️🛸🧨🧨🧨💀🧍🍾🧍

[ign1ted-ember]

So here's the thing right