[thechimie-deactivated20160127]

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

[jonnovstheinternet]

[almondmilf]

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Dear Diory Bich.

[lucassfilm]

How well do Zendaya, Jacob, & Laura know Tom? ↳ BONUS:

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[desmadrechic]

[thighschool]

me while everyone else is getting their life together

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[memewhore]

[jayce]

[jayce]

[peeniss-everlark-forever]

[lisbonsteresa]

To Do List:

1. Buy money clip (engraved?)

[nathaliehaha]

2. Put $50 in it

[cultofclancy]

3. Chuck it away at the first sign of danger

S T R E E T S M A R T S

[theweirdwideweb]

[thewowsignal2026]

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

[brklyn-9-9]

generally one of televisions best openings

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

[catchymemes]

Choose wisely

[sparklybrows]

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

can these two get their own 55 minute long television show with 6 seasons and a sequel please

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[overpricedvodka]

Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That was STONE COLD MURDER! LMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

HOLY.SHIT.