I don't know how that happend, but it did

The name's Sara Lynn. She/her. my talents include playing the clarinet and having the entire Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song memorized (INFP-T)

[grainstealingthots]

Dingo’s girlfriend: So Spider-Man watched us have sex?

Dingo: You’re damn right he did.

[grainstealingthots]

“Even when I’m a furry, you still can’t resist me!”

-Dingo, to his girlfriend

[upseddy-spagheddy]

Sadly I was the girlfriend

[vjwufhs]

my thighs are sooo big but thats ok bc that means more room for my dog to sit on my lap

[bleha-deactivated20161117]

ok literally thats the best thigh positivity post i have read

[gfscully]

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

[piscs-blog1]

we aren’t

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

i need….

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

i…i need….

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

i need a HERO! im holding out for a hero till the end of the night! hes gotta be STRONG and hes gotta be FAST and hes gotta be larger than LIFE! i need a HERO! im holding out for a hero till the end of the night! hes gotta be SURE and it’s gotta be SOON and hes gotta be larger than LIFE!

[memewhore]

[rowatever]

thanks thomas 

[portmanteau-bot]

thomas.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

[himejoshikomaeda]

nice one dumbass

[tastefullyoffensive]

If Disney Characters Were Real People by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen Related: Disney Princesses with Realistic Hair

[hufflepuffins]

Hufflepuff: What does a duck say?

Baby: Quack!

Hufflepuff: Good job! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Hufflepuff: Well done! What does papa say?

Baby: Hiss hiss motherfucker

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin: That’s definately our baby

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[thehauntingofjulia]

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

[goldenaltar]

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

A hero in more ways than one

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

I NEVER KNEW THAT

[azuresoundoff]

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

[nitratediva]

Theresa Harris and Barbara Stanwyck in Baby Face (1933)

[profeminist]

My teacher just compared abortion to holocaust. And most people in my class agreed that abortion is a definite no. And I just...I'm so angry, I don't understand how people can think like that

Hi there - I hear ya! As the saying goes, “DON’T GET ME STARTED”

ON THE 100% HYPOCRISY AND MISOGYNY OF THE “PRO LIFE” MOVEMENT:

More info:

National Abortion Federation: http://prochoice.org/

NARAL: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Planned Parenthood: https://istandwithpp.org/facts

[profeminist]

The links above from the original post are breaking, here are fresh links!

National Abortion Federation: http://prochoice.org/

NARAL: http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Planned Parenthood: https://istandwithpp.org/facts

[upseddy-spagheddy]

James: Guys. We’re not gonna lose because we have everything we need to win right here.

James: [points to his chest]

The Gryffindor Quidditch Team: [smiling] Heart.

James: No, me! I’m gonna win the match for us.

[theslaycademy]

[selfgoals]

[straiightfromtheheartarchiv-blog]

selfgoals:

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

Doesn’t follow my blog aesthetic?

I don’t give a shit.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Asking for two clicks isn’t a lot.

[jadedamber]

hello.

[bisexualbaker]

[Image: White text on a black background: “This Blog is Anti-Nazi”]

Anyway, Nazis can go rot in hell.

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[youthinkucantellheavenfromhell]

Decided today that I was gonna focus on props in my final year and then saw Lin’s tweets 😄 Props is just the coolest