I actually think this is the first time I’ve heard of this being a ship! It’s kinda cute :)
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaAshley does this a lot. Matt will see her pushing her whole body up against a door trying desperately to get it to open. She’ll usually continue this until she either gives up or Matt reaches over her to pull it open.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themAshley, although she doesn’t actually doodle on the desk (as that’s against the rules) she does doodle all over her notebook and binders though!
Who starts the tickle fightsMatt starts them but Ashley restarts them. He’ll start tickling her but then she’ll shout and act angry. Matt will instantly stop, worried that he’s taken it too far and upset her - which is when Ashley pounces and gains the upper hand! This works every time.
Who starts the pillow fightsAshley does, it’s her revenge for the tickling.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileThis depends on who is the busiest that day. On days when Ashley is up most of the night working on her novel, she will keep glancing over to look at Matt sleeping in the bed. Eventually she abandons her laptop entirely and watches him until she falls asleep. On the days when Matt has practice until late, he’ll usually come home to find Ashley passed out on the couch (she tries to wait up for him, but when she’s not writing she falls asleep within minutes) He carries her upstairs and counts her freckles until he drifts off.
Who mistakes salt for sugarAshley did this once when she baked a cake for Matt’s birthday. She was so excited that he didn’t have the heart to tell her - he ate the entire slice.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningThey’re both guilty of this, but they’re also both such heavy sleepers that it’s not a problem!
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesMatt had to learn to contain his cheesiness when he was with Emily as she hated it. He tried to do the same with Ashley until one day he let a line slip and she laughed so hard she snorted. Ever since then he comes up with at least one cheesy pick up line a day, and she loves them all.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderAshley is very meticulous with her books, Matt doesn’t read much so it doesn’t bother him.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesMatt always licks the spoon, mostly to make sure that the salt/sugar mishap isn’t repeated.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionMatt always buys candles when he cooks dinner, because Jess once told him that mood lighting is important for a lady.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penAshley loves to write her favourite book quotes on Matt’s arms. Matt loves the way she scrunches her face when she does it, so it’s a fair trade.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationMatt always buys one for Ashley, whether she asks for it or not. She thinks they’re too nice for the fridge so she keeps them in a box with other mementos.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesIt started out as Ashley, but after they got an almost perfect score on the first one Matt became seriously competitive. He’s determined to try every test he comes across until they get 100%
