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[mammons-lover]

Daivolo gentle parenting the brothers and Lucifer authoritarian parent.

Mammon About to Steal from the Castle

Mammon: This would look so good in my collection!

Diavolo (appearing beside him with a warm smile): Mammon, you should think about the consequences before you take that. What if someone else needs it more?

Mammon (jumps, startled): When did you get here?!

Lucifer (appearing on the other side, voice firm): Mammon, drop it now.

Mammon (panicked): Ahhh, okay, okay! I wasn’t gonna take it anyway!

Satan Throwing a Fit Because He Can’t Find One of His Books

Satan (tearing through the library, books flying everywhere): Where is it?! I just had it! This is impossible!

Diavolo (walking in calmly): Satan, how about we take a deep breath and count to ten? Then, when you're calmer, we can search together.

Satan (snaps): Calm down?! Are you out of your mind?! Do you have any idea what this book means to me?!

Lucifer (marching in with a stern look): Satan, get your act together! You're behaving like a child.

Satan: grits his teeth but starts to count under his breath

Leviathan Not Wanting to Leave His Room

Lucifer (pounding on the door): Levi, get out right now, or I'll drag you out myself!

Leviathan (muffled through the door): No way! I’m not going out there!

Diavolo (speaking gently from the other side of the door): Levi, I understand how you feel, but it would mean a lot to me if you could come outside, even if just for a little while.

Leviathan (after a pause, opening the door slightly): Okay, Diavolo, I'll come out... but only for a little while!

[asordinaryppl]

A3! Backstage Story Translation - Tasuku Takato R: Gardening Chronicles - Part 1

Sakuya: Ah, it’s Tsumugi-san. Is he watering the plants?

Tasuku: … Seems like it.

Sakuya: Tsumugi-san, is there anything you need help with?

Tsumugi: It’s okay, I’ve just finished.

Sakuya: Thanks to you, Tsumugi-san, the garden is always relaxing and filled with beautiful flowers!

Tsumugi: Ahaha, thanks. Hearing you say that makes me happy.

Sakuya: That reminds me, the Winter Troupe’s next performance is about a flower shop, isn’t it?

Tsumugi: Yup. I play the flower shop owner, and Tasuku plays the flower farmer.

Sakuya: So you play a flower farmer, Tasuku-san! Are you doing anything to prepare for your role? 

Tasuku: All I’ve done so far is research flower farmers…

Tsumugi: … Tasuku, would you like to try gardening with me?

Tasuku: Me?

Sakuya: Tasuku-san gardening… That sounds good!

Tsumugi: We don’t get many chances to do this together, so let’s just do it for the role building.

Tasuku: For the role building…

-

Tsumugi: Okay, let’s start with watering.

Tasuku: Alright.

Tsumugi: You shouldn’t water the plant from above, but on the soil, while holding the flowers and stems to the side.

Tasuku: Like this?

[Tasuku waters the flowers]

Tsumugi: Yup, just like that. Also, you have to water them just the right amount. Too much water isn’t good, either.

Tasuku: So watering it a lot isn’t a good thing?

Tsumugi: It depends on the type of plant, but even then there’s a limit. I mean, you’d drown too if you were thrown into a pool where your feet can’t reach the bottom, right?

Tasuku: … I know how to swim.

Tsumugi: It’s just a what if.

Tsumugi: Anyway, more isn’t necessarily better in this case.

Tasuku: I see… This takes a lot of consideration, huh?

Tsumugi: Taking care of flowers isn’t as easy as it seems, is it?

Tasuku: … Yeah.

-

Tsuzuru: Oh, you’re watering the flowers today, Takato-san?

Tasuku: Tsumugi’s out today and asked me to take care of it. I’m mostly doing this to study for my role.

Citron: It’s rare for Tasuku to be in charge of flowering! I’ll take lots of pictures!

Tasuku: This isn’t something to gawk at. Also, what I’m doing is watering.

Citron: Just strike a horse already!

Tsuzuru: It’s not strike a horse, it’s strike a pose.

Tasuku: … I’m not doing that.

part 1 | part 2

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

Just Tasuku helping his boyfriend with his garden

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

This gives major JuBan vibes to me.

___________

Banri: Hey, daikon.

Juza: yah?

Banri: if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit, would you you shoot me?

Juza: What the fuck-

Banri: just answer the question!!

Juza: ... No. I guess I'd probably let you bite me. So then we'd be zombies... together.

Banri:

Banri: HA, thats fucking stupid. I'd blow your fuckin head off in a heart beat, you would NOT survive.

Juza: ???

[mingguangsword]

some people and i were chatting about this, so:

feng xin week interest check!!

Feng Xin Week Interest Check

please reblog for signal boost <3 <3

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

When does more content with the new A3 characters drop?!

I'm waiting like...

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

I was thinking one of these new KICS characters sounded really familiar...

Is this JuBan's love child??

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

TGCF communication array verbal password headcanons

Xie Lian: Lumpy Loquats

It's canon that it is something that makes Feng Xin laugh Everytime and that mu Qing thinks is stupid. This is what I came up with.

Feng Xin: Nan Yang

Literally is just his name. For the guy who just jangled up his 2 names as a disguise, I figured this suits him.

It's an easy password so other officials can remember easily so they can contact him when needed. It's also the only thing he could come up with that he'd remember himself.

Mu Qing: Li, yi, lian, chi, form the four pillars of a nation.

Mu Qing would choose something meaningful and classy. This is a Chinese proverb he might value as a cultivator.

He chose a longer password to confuse people. He wants people to mess it up so that they don't talk to him. If you can't get it right, you aren't worth his time. Because he is Mu Qing.

SXQ: swooosh

Wind sound, with 3 O's to be cute.

He Xuan: Peking Roasted Duck

Food. His password is some kind of food, i believe this wholeheartedly.

Hua Cheng: [An entire Prayer to Xie Lian]

It's canon that it makes Xie Lian blush so it's either something naughty or something about Xie Lian himself.

I headcanon that If you dare to call Hua Cheng, you need to pray to his highness first. No exceptions.

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

I like how in the 2nd Rhyma Anime+ episode, Jyuto is so worried that Samatoki is under the influence of an illegal mic because he's acting extra irritated and fighting everything throughout the episode.

And then it turns out he was just in nicotine withdrawal because he ran out of cigarettes. And he was all better after he got one. 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Juuto

[rory-s]

Hifumi taking photos of Doppo is so hilarious 😂

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

THEYRE IN LOVE, YOUR HONOR

[meowsgirldrawing]

MC-Mackenzie and Soloman

Just humans casually talking about pacts they've made with demons, nothing new.

Both will also definitely share the same opinions about having a pact with Asmodeus, and just low key glad to have another human around in this crazy world they temporarily reside in.

Also, I just love the idea of MC having pact marks on various parts of their body.

I read a headcannon list once about how some of them would be in places as symbolism for their sin.

Like Lucifer on the chest cause of puffing your chest in pride, or-

I just fucking realized I put Blephie's mark on the neck.

Fuck

:D

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

PSA: ASMO'S PACT MARK IS ON THE ASS

[bishonenlover]

Momo and Yuki - Idolish7: Third Beat - Part II episode 15

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

TRY and tell me they aren't married, when they literally massage each other's feet.

TRY it. Just TRY.

[radarchives]

lucifer's ass: a topic of debate

concave ass

toned flattie

just a regular ol'butt. not too big not too small.

bubble butt

the biggest phattie, the clapping of his cheeks keeps alerting the guards

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

EXCUSE ME I HAVE EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT MY VOTE

The Angel Lucifer was designed to be perfect and the most beautiful being created!

Theres some bible verse describing his beauty:

"Thus says the Lord GOD: You (Lucifer) were the signet of perfection, full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.... every precious stone was your covering, ... and worked in gold were your settings and your engravings..... you walked among the stones of fire. You were blameless in your ways from the day that you were created" Ezekiel 28:11-19

Mr. Perfect here is supposed to be perfect in every conceivable way. This doesn't exclude his ass.

Therefore, according to the bible, he must have some CLAPPING CHEEKS.

[pumpkin-patch-cat]

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

Y'kno what vibe this gives me?

ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST

[lys-lilac]

This needed to be shared. 

[lyraofthestarsss]

“Ore🗿…… 🌸✨🥺watashi👉👈💖”

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

Watching I7 be like:

My favorite character is Riku. Easy. Idolish7's angel center all the way- oh. OH.

But wait...

Nagi is also very interesting.... Tamaki is so cute and innocent.... Iori is very precious... Yamato definitely deserves some love... Mitsuki makes every scene 20% better.... Sadistic Sogo scenes are top tier... Tsumugi is a boss level cutie pie...

But wait I also rly like Trigger.... Gaku is actually so pure what the heck.... Ryuu is just literal pureness™.... Tenn has been secretly pure this whole time...... Their manager is a literal Girl Boss....

But then Re;Vale exists.... And Momo and Yuki are basically married.... And Momo is the human embodiment of sunshine... And they love each other so much.... And goddamn Banri is a great person too.... And their manager is a little cutie potato....

But there's also ZOOL..... where Touma is just a tough looking sweetheart/mom of 3.... And Torao is just a handsome spoiled rich kid trying his best to learn to be nice... Minami is a kick ass sweetie pie.... Isumi is a tsundere Baby™.....

Shit.... I dunno who I like.

[ur-hypmic-hypeman]

Watching Idolish7 is the definition of emotional rollercoaster.

You watch for idol boys, dancing, and pretty colors. But then you fall in love with not JUST Idolish7 but also TRIGGER, Re:vale, and ZOOL. And they all support each other too, so now every time something bad happens to one group, we are ALL upset. Not just me, but the rest of the characters too 😭 which validates my feelings and makes me even MORE invested into the happenings of 16 idols and their managers.